maybe too long
What the difference between Chris Langham & a Hoover? I’ve never raped a child with a Hoover.
(waxdart - dies on stage for fun., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

A hoover sucks a child
but a child s...
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)