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what should it be this week?
( rob http://robmanuel.tumblr.com/, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

Guide to tea spoon collecting.

( Caewan on the internet doing it wrong spice.co.uk/caeware, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)

now 100% paedo friendly

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)

Later than a scally's/chav's periods

( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)

erm... erm..... electrical?



*obscure Stockport shop joke
( scoshi hates everybody, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)

"REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP"

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)

I've said it before, I'll say it again.
Mao Tse Tung's Meat Challenge.
( Dimrill www.beexcellenttoeachother.com, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)

Like a bridge over Mississippi, I will lay thee down

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)

Mwhahaha!
This this!
( Dimrill www.beexcellenttoeachother.com, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)

mississippi mud pie? bridge broken? people die

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

Mississippi Falling
:D
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)

AVOID HILARITY, DON'T CLEAN YOUR TEETH WITH THE TOILET BRUSH.

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)

"A BRIDGE COLLAPSE ON THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY"

( le brian n'est pas un fantôme, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)

^this

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)

^

( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)

CAPS IS LIKE SHOUTING WITH SEXITY!

( Willwillwritehiswill Was called a spoony bard, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)

I fucking hate my job & i'm reading this news letter cos I aint doing any more fucking work today.

(waxdart - back to it, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)

FUCK MY SHITBOX YOU TENTACLED TWAT
(that's a suggestion, not an insult...)
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)

Judge Judy and executioner

( Dr. Strange Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)

bear shits on pope

( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)

Brian May's Astronomy PhD, as written by Anita Dobson

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)

grade 1 on the langham scale

( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)

Im in ur newsletter, pooing my bottom

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)

winnah!

( scoshi hates everybody, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

Im un ur newsletter, stealin ur headlinz
:)
(Cluck is waiting to post his thousandth item of drivel, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:55, archived)

...and this is your brain on B3TA. Any Questions?

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)

in mother russia letter newses you

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)

"cleaned by prostitutes - just like my house"

( kingsuperspecial is the only rhyme that bites, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)

newsletter subject line

( Sunburnt Tiger buy Space Captain Smith damnit!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)

The Internet's best weekly "Research" summary
"It protects your anonimity" C Langham
(Scat Tevens, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

Like a multi-layered sandwich of goodness.

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

maybe too long
What the difference between Chris Langham & a Hoover? I’ve never raped a child with a Hoover.
(waxdart - back to it, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

A hoover sucks a child
but a child s...
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)

Fluffier than a Gloucestershire farmer's sheep

( doktorrob http://www.captionmykitten.com/, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

made from 100% recycled bridge

( the.jokl is going way too fast with both eyes closed, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

From the makers of the Mississippi bridge

( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

I had a dream my mum was dumping my dad to go live with you Rob
Give me a mention and you can have her.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

shock as bridge collapses due to overstressing.

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)

If Dr. Ruth says fuck it, then so can I.

(waxdart - back to it, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)

Laughing at the disabled in a town near you!

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson chuffs, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)

this newsletter entitles you to one phd in looking at poo.

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)

Its for research, honest

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)

this for the win

( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

^
this
(harlief Skankhammer II, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 3:18, archived)

Hard as the Sweet corn in my turds.

(waxdart - back to it, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)

Bite my sausage

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson chuffs, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)

its life jim but not now im busy

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)

how many pets in YOUR house are named skeletor?

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

Fuck knows

( DogHorse vs. Tin Pest, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

You should be asking the /talk people.
We are the ones with word skills.
( Dr Preference HOORAY FOR LIBRARIES!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

by "word skills"
you mean dribbling down yourselves, I assume? ;)
( Mushroom, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)

if we had wheelchairs
we'd probably have stolen them
( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

OH HAI, why not come on my badger?

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

DEAR CUNTS:

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

This
^
^
^
^
(waxdart - back to it, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)

*tries to click*

( An Eagle in Your Mind wants to feel you from the inside, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:21, archived)

spork invasion week

( Pedro Hin xxx, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

special research

( the.jokl is going way too fast with both eyes closed, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)

abridged too far

( Mushroom, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)

A Minnesotan's Guide To Bridge

(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)

I think it should be a step by step guide to removing all the internal parts from an IBM Thinkpad 380ED

( davew27 has a £4.97 mouse, from Tesco. "‮", Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)

If it was a 760 EL, I could write the piece

( Pedro Hin xxx, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)

does it involve
hammers?
( the.jokl is going way too fast with both eyes closed, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)

Well it wasn't, it was a 380ED
I found a 380 keyboard removal guide, and worked the rest out myself
( davew27 has a £4.97 mouse, from Tesco. "‮", Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)

Your item with reference B3TANEWSLETTER was delivered from our B3TA TOWERS DELIVERY OFFICE on 03/08/08.
Royal Mail regrets any inconvenience recent industrial action may have caused.
( doktorrob http://www.captionmykitten.com/, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)

I Superpoked you and now my fingers smell like halibut

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)

Filling your bum with shit

( kinks I did a shit on your mum, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)

well, if Pete Townsend can get away with it....

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)

PTANG YANG KIPPERBANG

( DogHorse vs. Tin Pest, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)

Tying the laces of toddlers together for fun.

(waxdart - back to it, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)

Madeline's Holiday Diary
Fin.
(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)

It's Friday, It's half past 5, it's
smack n crack time


or "Spam Spam Spam Eggs and Spam"
(Cluck is waiting to post his thousandth item of drivel, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)

SMACKNCRACK!

( NobbyNobody is listening to the best of John Cage's music, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)

Can you tell what it is yet?

( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)

lol
rolfmao

_/coat
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)

Maddie or chips?

( DogHorse vs. Tin Pest, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
!
( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)

I think
someone said it on the board earlier this week, but it's a recent band favourite
( DogHorse vs. Tin Pest, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)

*guilty as charged*

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 18:07, archived)

hahahahaha
I don't think even rob would send that one out to however many thousand readers he has
( Mushroom, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)

That sounds like a challenge to me

( The Coast of Yemen Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:26, archived)

Indeed
and he rose to it.
(djm, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 18:21, archived)

HAHAHAHA
you've been here HOW long?
( mofaha : sorry for us, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)

^this
represents one of the funniest comments of the week
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:32, archived)

A DORSAL FIN OFF THE COAST OF YOUR WEEKEND

( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)

that would make a great CURE song.
if they've not already done it.
(waxdart - back to it, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:28, archived)

A piss pot in the tampon of time.

(waxdart - back to it, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)

FAT TARTS WHO SMELL OF CHIPS AND VINEGAR ARE WAITING FOR YOUR CALL

( Dixon webcam whores ain't what they used to be, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)

Like a long holiday in Portugal

(waxdart - back to it, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:22, archived)

MADDIE OR CHIPS?

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:25, archived)

WINNER!

(I'm a self-deprecating idiot. Board Sig:, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)

Gum gay; but with a heroin incentive.

(waxdart - back to it, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:26, archived)

CUNT IT IN THE FUCK

( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:34, archived)

He lies like a hairy egg.
.
(Ring Of Fire YOU LOOKING AT ME! that's nice, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)

b3ta - putting the "men" in abdomen for 6 years

( xandmi , nature's answer to Armitage Shanks, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:52, archived)

Don Cheadle milking a newt

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)