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[challenge entry] Keys to your ship, and all your latinum. Now.

(Finally, an idea which coincides with a compo)

From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 476 entries (closed)

(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# His wig closet must of exploded
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Must of?
You speak Yorkshire!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:39, archived)
# ...
"Lots of planets have a north!"
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:44, archived)
# My word we're skipping obscure references like no tomorrow, aren't we?
Your train of thought appears to be having difficulty with the points!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)
# ...
It got away from me, yeah...
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:58, archived)
# LOL!
Don't blink!!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Pffft
it's moving while I'm looking at it. It's not quantum-locked.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Quantum locked it aint
Small cocked it is.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# The one with the flick knife worries me most!
woo!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Anachronism alert!
Why do they have phase pistols, and not Type II phasers?

Yes, I'm pedantic.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Because
1) They're antique stock bought on the black market,
and
2) Phase pistols look a lot cooler than TOS phasers.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:22, archived)
# True enough...
I should have recognised teh Future Retro! I've just received two Atari STs so I'm in retrohappy mood at the moment!

Phase pistols are *way* cooler, they open up and shit!

"It has two settings - Stun and Kill. It would be best not to get them confused."
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:25, archived)
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(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Oi!!!
Bizhui...
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:28, archived)
#
Yaa how, nee how maa?
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Ai yia
Guan ni ziji de shi

and I think you meant "Yia ha, ni hao ma?"
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Don't fly in anything with a capisom 38 engine
they fall right out of the sky!

*edit* man, you really are a serious pedant!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Woot! Sereniteh!!!!
"It's ok to leave them to die..."
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:40, archived)
# I swallowed
a bug!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:45, archived)
# ...
Fruity Oaty Bars! Make a man out of a mouse! Fruity Oaty Bars! Make you bust out of your blouse! Eat them all the time! Let them blow your mind... ohh! Fruity Oaty Bars!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:54, archived)
# yes but you are just a fast food knight
/garden state blog
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:45, archived)
# o_O?
I can speak nine langauges and I don't understand you...
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)
# If you haven't seen Garden State
it won't make any sense! If you have, it would be moderately funny. But you haven't and I can see a tumble weed coming!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:53, archived)
#
Is this yours dear?
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)
# If you want to be pedantic, go all the way...
for something to be an anachronism it would have to have existed as a real usuable object in the real world, and the object in question never has. It's a prop.
What you've demonstrated here is not actually pedantry, it's an obsessive attention to a minor detail of a cancelled television show.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:36, archived)
# hunh...
I think I can see your brain through your nostrils.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:39, archived)
# That's an odd thing to say
and I doubt its veracity.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Don't worry about it,
I've been drinking since midday.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Tribbles = fluffeh
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(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:44, archived)
# YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!
Tribblespack!!!!!

I rather like this,

Does it take AAs?

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(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Tribbles!
I always knew there was something about them!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:34, archived)
# nice one!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Marvelous!
:D
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# I rather like this...
Have 8 bits of woo.

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(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:07, archived)
# HAAAaaaa!!!
I would watch that show!

"Dad's Starfleet"
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)
# LOL!
hold on, are me and Shalroth the only people on here now....?
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)
# I think so!
Let's drink more.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Cheeers!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:25, archived)
# DON'T PANIC!
mr mannering, mr mannering, the klingons are attacking mr mannering! pike you stupid boy!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Klingon: YOU! What's your name?
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)