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Keys to your ship, and all your latinum. Now.

(Finally, an idea which coincides with a compo)
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Tribs Happy Midwinter Solstice!, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:11,
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Hahaha!
Although the Klingons were right, they weren't exactly safe.
I have a tribble, which I bought at the Star Trek Experience in Las Vegas. I like freaking out my nephews with it.
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The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:13,
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Well, I have to,
don't I?

You just can't get professional extras these days... TAKE 2!
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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:15,
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Stop looking into the camera!
Can't have too many Tribbles. Hurrah for Wil!
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Tribs Happy Midwinter Solstice!, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:24,
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His wig closet must of exploded
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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:13,
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Must of?
You speak Yorkshire!
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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:39,
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...
"Lots of planets have a north!"
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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:44,
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My word we're skipping obscure references like no tomorrow, aren't we?
Your train of thought appears to be having difficulty with the points!
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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:49,
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It got away from me, yeah...
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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:58,
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LOL!
Don't blink!!

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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:03,
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Pffft
it's moving while I'm looking at it. It's not quantum-locked.
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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:08,
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Quantum locked it aint
Small cocked it is.
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AMadDayYes seYyaDdaMA is palindromic., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 20:22,
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The one with the flick knife worries me most!
woo!
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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:14,
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Anachronism alert!
Why do they have phase pistols, and not Type II phasers?
Yes, I'm pedantic.
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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:18,
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Because
1) They're antique stock bought on the black market,
and
2) Phase pistols look a lot cooler than TOS phasers.
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Tribs Happy Midwinter Solstice!, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:22,
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True enough...
I should have recognised teh Future Retro! I've just received two Atari STs so I'm in retrohappy mood at the moment!
Phase pistols are *way* cooler, they open up and shit!
"It has two settings - Stun and Kill. It would be best not to get them confused."
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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:25,
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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:26,
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Oi!!!
Bizhui...
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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:28,
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Yaa how, nee how maa?
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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:32,
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Ai yia
Guan ni ziji de shi
and I think you meant "Yia ha, ni hao ma?"
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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:35,
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Don't fly in anything with a capisom 38 engine
they fall right out of the sky!
*edit* man, you really are a serious pedant!
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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:39,
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Woot! Sereniteh!!!!
"It's ok to leave them to die..."
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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:40,
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I swallowed
a bug!
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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:45,
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Fruity Oaty Bars! Make a man out of a mouse! Fruity Oaty Bars! Make you bust out of your blouse! Eat them all the time! Let them blow your mind... ohh! Fruity Oaty Bars!
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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:54,
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yes but you are just a fast food knight
/garden state blog
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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:45,
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o_O?
I can speak nine langauges and I don't understand you...
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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:49,
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If you haven't seen Garden State
it won't make any sense! If you have, it would be moderately funny. But you haven't and I can see a tumble weed coming!
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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:53,
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Is this yours dear?

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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:56,
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If you want to be pedantic, go all the way...
for something to be an anachronism it would have to have existed as a real usuable object in the real world, and the object in question never has. It's a prop.
What you've demonstrated here is not actually pedantry, it's an obsessive attention to a minor detail of a cancelled television show.
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mofaha, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:36,
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hunh...
I think I can see your brain through your nostrils.
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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:39,
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That's an odd thing to say
and I doubt its veracity.
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mofaha, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:40,
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Don't worry about it,
I've been drinking since midday.
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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:42,
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Tribbles = fluffeh

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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:34,
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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:44,
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YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!
Tribblespack!!!!!
I rather like this,
Does it take AAs?

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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:47,
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Tribbles!
I always knew there was something about them!
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Mstandot, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:34,
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nice one!

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The Great Architect, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:51,
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Marvelous!
:D
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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 18:57,
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I rather like this...
Have 8 bits of woo.

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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:00,
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printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:07,
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HAAAaaaa!!!
I would watch that show!
"Dad's Starfleet"
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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:09,
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LOL!
hold on, are me and Shalroth the only people on here now....?
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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:12,
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I think so!
Let's drink more.
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theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:14,
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Cheeers!

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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:25,
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DON'T PANIC!
mr mannering, mr mannering, the klingons are attacking mr mannering! pike you stupid boy!
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SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:25,
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Klingon: YOU! What's your name?
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WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 19:27,
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