Constipation got you down?


IT will clear you out, and leave that hollow feeling on the inside.

From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)

What am i looking for?

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 1:39, archived)

Underneath 'MAX'

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 1:39, archived)

look under "max"
"Colon Cleaner"
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)

ouch!

( Bloop wasn't here on, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 1:42, archived)

That is horrible.
And utterly fantastic, sir.

We don't have Drano in the UK, I just happened to know what it was for reasons unknown.
( Lord Yulelius waddle waddle, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 1:44, archived)

Now available in spearmint.
 
Woo!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 1:51, archived)

i once made some homebrew schnapps that had a very similar effect
it smelled a bit bleachy too.
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 1:59, archived)

it can't have been worse than the schnapps i bought from lidl

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 2:07, archived)

Lidl booze isn't all bad
The imitation Red Bull is nice and cheap and the vodka pretty inoffensive so they go together quite nicely. I did once, however, buy a cherry puree/vodka concoction that very much resembled clotting blood.
(shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 2:11, archived)

^this on the red bull imitation
only about 29p and tastes identical. in fact, almost all red bull imitations are fine - i don't know why anyone bothers with the real thing

i generally stuck to the lagers (alright and good value) and the bailey's imitation (quite good when you get a taste for it - the slight rough edge makes it less sickly than real bailey's)
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 2:16, archived)

nice

(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 2:16, archived)

Best at removing tough clogs
Some sort of Dutch shoehorn then?
(shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 2:00, archived)

silly
clogs are easy to remove, they have no laces!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 2:03, archived)

On the rocks, twist of lime, please!

( Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 2:14, archived)

Wow,
in spanish that is like Dr. Anus, which makes it even more funny.
(Nissun, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 8:55, archived)