Ah-ha!
I knew you'd do that!
Which is why I switched the bags before I gave them to my chocolate supplier.

The bag you're holding contains dog shit!
( head-doctor internet, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)

That's okay.
He was only going to buy dogshit with the money anyway.
(Lord Eggblast The cake is a lie, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)

Oh well, at least he gets it for free.
And, it's Newcastle dog shit.

Creamy.
( head-doctor internet, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)

yes, but i was gonna buy it from you
so he just did you out of some money, capiche?
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)