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# he isn't healthy
his insides are made of crack and badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# what's wrong
with crack and badgers?

/supposedly full of otters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# He should be full of slugs and snails and puppy-dog tails.
But the badgers ate all the beasties, and the tails dissolved in the crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# where's the rest of the puppy dogs?
there must be vast warehouses full of them by now, the poor little tailless mites.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)