From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Kaiser, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)

Thank god you didnt do "Back door man"

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)

hahaha

( Kaiser, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

Come on baby light my riah

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

just thinking about the phrase 'light my fire'
how can you light a fire?

Shouldn't the song be, "Come on baby, light my twigs?"

That would be more more accurate. Hence better.

EDIT: Infact, the whole lyrics could be

Come on baby light my twigs
I want to smoke some cigs
I want to cook some pigs
Come on baby light my twigs!
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)

Not if you're setting paper alight
or a clown.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)

*gets fire*
*shines torch at it*

One lit fire.
( Afinkawan, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)

er
no.
One lights a fire, one sets fire(or light) to twigs - but unless one has a torch, one doesn't light twigs.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)

yes, but if you ask someone to light your twig,
you may well get a kick in the berries.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)

're-light my fire'
is even more problematic.
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)

not if you have the necessary fire-restarting equipment to hand

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)

hehehe
i don't know why but that reminds me of "take on me" by aha
( Kaiser, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)

ok,
THAT is silly.

Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
In a
dAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Give em a break though - they are filthy foreigners.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)

Where's Mictoboy?
he could answer this one

what with being B3ta's biggest pedant 'n all
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)

but don't you lay a fire, to light?
not lay some wood, to burn!
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)