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( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)

:)

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

...to find me waitin' for him!
/is it not Sheena Easton then?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

Arf!

( Afinkawan, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

Hurray!
Apparently, my youngest stepson (who rarely gets a mention by me) is having his hand shaken by Golden Brown today



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)

Poor kid
What on earth for?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)

for being systematically abused since
I married his mother . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

They give medals for that don't they?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

no
just handshakes . . . it was only phyical and mental abuse, not sexual


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

I would never, ever imply such a thing
But, you know, condemned out of your own mouth and all that...
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)

this is much more like it.
yay!
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)

Yay! Supurb!
Didn't even need the subtitles :D
( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)