Crouton crouton!

(first compo entry, I suck)

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

(Feanor 10, I miss you, 20 goto 10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)

Your croutons have a fly infestation

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)

the mighty Boosh is not funny...
although Noel made me laugh when he was on Buzzcocks!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

*gasps*
*swings handbag*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

*ducks*
its still unfunny
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

That was the best buzzcocks ever
mainly because of the cannon fodder the punk was.
(Feanor 10, I miss you, 20 goto 10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)

punk

cunt
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

True that,
apologies to ones that aren't cunts.
(Feanor 10, I miss you, 20 goto 10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

what a fucking wanker he is!
Bill Bailey had him covered..

even the little Jewish popworld fellah was scoring points
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

Simon Adsell's great.
Very funny. I wouldn't like to heckle him - I reckon he'd be pretty quick and deadly on the put-down.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

why don't you just marry him then
if you love him so much?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

Because he's gay and I'm not.
And I'm spoken for and I don't fancy him, he doesn't know who I am, I don't know him, there are myriad reasons really, to be honest.

Mind, I wouldn't mind boffing that one out of that girl band if she didn't talk.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

he's easily intimidated though....
when he was on as a guest... Mark Lamarr made mincemeat out of him :)
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

Really?
Didn't see that one. Would like to. Would like to see him vs. Lamarr now, actually - that would probably be quite fun.

No Cook vs. Morris, but good.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

ANSTIIISSSS

(Feanor 10, I miss you, 20 goto 10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)

he and Noel are actually best buddies
and the Towers of London will be appearing in the third series
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

*spangs*
*spangs harder*
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

not

HA HA - I win.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

win fuck goats :-p
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

the mighty boosh is the pinncale of random funnyness

(Cogwulf unsober, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)

erm...
I think in this case, the song is literally true...
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

It occured to me that the challenge can be taken two ways accurately
to take something lyrically bizarre (like most Duran Duran songs) and envisage it in a more literal sense - as the compo describes.

Or to simply draw some specific lyrics in a literal form, like croutons in a liquid broth.

Personally I think the emphasis should be put on the amusing metaphors version.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

TAKEN TWO WAYS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ROFL!
LIKE YOUR MUM!!!


/wankhead talker blog
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

I agree
I just felt odd about the post. maybe because it's TOAS.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

hmmm
it's what we call TOAP round these parts
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

( Afinkawan, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)

tony harrison!
that chap is gold
( mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)