He was a Boy, She was a Girl


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( bovineharvester is quite ill, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)

can you make it any more obvious?

( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)

Yeah
A TOAP:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)

tenticles on a penguin?

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)

No thilly
Topiary on a Palindrome
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)

testicles ossiclatting accordingly, phemoniminal!

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)

tricoloured olympians aroused precariously

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)

tits on a squirrel... erm wait possum - yes
hey look over there ----------
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)

^This

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

Argh!
Fucking Stab It With Hammers!
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)

hahahahahahaha
much better
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)

The fear...oh the fear..
WOO!
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)

she was a boy, he was a girl
can i make it any more ob-nox-ious?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)

is this one of killer kitti's bands?

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)

for me 90% might as well be kitti bands.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)

I like to think that kk is a corperate fat cat who takes advantage of hundreds of little emo
bands and treats them horrifically, as they deserve.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)