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Don't worry. He'll rescue her right after the solo.

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)

Queen Mother on the railway tracks,
with her daughter watching on
someone prancing about in the background,
while a train approaches.
In black and white.

Under my umberellah hellah hellah hey hey
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)

psst
filename
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

bring your daughter to the slaughter?

( new_matt, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

hahaha YES

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

i don't know why
but now all i can thinkg of is "don't put your daughter on the stage mrs worthington"
( new_matt, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:57, archived)

woo! :)

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)

Ha ha!
Socky brawness! :D
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

I think I love you
/message to sock
(Radio Active Tea, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)

Oh flower of sockland
when will we see your like again...

Get to it, Prod! ;)
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)

haha :) x

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)

ahh you need!
www.aceros-de-hispania.com/gb/infer.asp?ac=20&trabajo=listar&pa=cuchillos-magnum&sg=cuchillos-magnum
(Radio Active Tea, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)

Well technically, maintaining disbelief for the moment, she's already dead.
So a knife would be overdoing things, surely.
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)

Obviously Morrissey
"Royal on a rail, I know, I know, it's serious"
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)

Dynamite with a laserbeam

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)

Guaranteed to blow your mind
ftw!
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)

we will, we will run you over with a train
do do do do do do
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)