From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)

Reminds me of an old pub khazi gag me and a mate used to do.
On a night out if one of us went for a leak and the other came in, the first person
would start singing this and we'd then see how many other people in the row of
urinals would join it.
It was great when you got five or more:d
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)

*giggles*
You loon!

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( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)

Is it nearly nekkid tiem?!

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)

Don't get too excited
I had zero inspiration for this one, so there's just me and some jelly

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( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)

Yam it cooking show tiem?
Did you break Jamie Oliver?
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)

I might make 'Naked Chef' the next one
I was short on time last night

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( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)

hmmm . . .
I think I may've pissed on your shoes once . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)

Everyone else has.

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)

Did you then tell him it was raining?

( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)

how many times is this song going to be posted?
i give you 1/2 a woo as everyone is fucking this song into everyones ear pussys
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

i reckon i could
8 or 9 more versions - you up for it?
Edit: or i could do some Zappa titles for a change?
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)

hmm, thanks to this compo that song is welded into my brain
and i cant get it out, its like an annoying tumor
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)

as opposed to the other kinds of tumour

( mictoboy, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)

did i say tumour?
i meant tuna : )
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)

could be worse....
has anyone done the maccarayna?
(speeling meh!)
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)

you have gave me an idea there

(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)

EXCELLENT!

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)

at least it's not some fucking obscure song

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)

true
most of the compo entries have just flew over my head, but still thats no excuse
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)

thought it was just me
i thought everyone knew the songs
(BadPixel, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)

gimmie about 20 minutes
and this position will be filled!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)

I know I just can't wait...

god, roll on wed'
( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)

*rubs hands*
- a la monty burns
*glees*!

Edit: Despite opinion to the contrary - THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING COMPO EVER!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)

I have to agrees
despite the birds suddenly appearing
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)