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( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)

Needs either bounce or splatter
Good though :-)

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( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)

We are talking about this one
And not your 8000th aren't we?:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)

hehe

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)

Possibly, but that would be telling

1 *runs to get lunch*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)

Is it sexah lunch?!
EDIT: HAHAHA I can say anything I want and you can't reply without pissing up your 8000th post!

Ms Trelly pleasures octopuses for smarties!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)

that is a very interesting fact that I will be sure to pass on
hey - everyone - did you hear, Trelly had a three way romp with a bucket of octopusses and the guy who invented smarties!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)

I heard that incident inspired the creation of blue smarties.

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)

which were later withdrawn
when people discovered they were little parcels of octopi spunk
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)

I heard there were tribbles present!

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)

I heard it was broadcast live in real time over the internet
and the whole of North Korea was given the option of watching it if they wanted to or not if they didn't.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)

I heard the screams

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)

I heard she gyrates in the moonlight
in the light of the full moon, waiting for the octopus king to take her away and pleasure her once more.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)

I heard the king died from exhaustion before they were halfway through the night.

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)

Now she cries on the beach
sobbing tears of pure smarties.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:18, archived)

I think you should post it now
and then you can have your lunch in the warm glow of sexy b3tan compliments
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)

it's got bounce
maybe a bit too subtle.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)

I see it
but make some blood spurt out of his arse

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)

haha!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)

no genitalia!
prove he's a boy!

nicely done though!
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)

:D

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)

Hahaha!

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)

hahaha
I like
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)