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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 17:32, archived)

give us a clue.

we kissed in a trench?
we (kiss) (dinner) (trech)?

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)

F as in File

N as in Name

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 17:40, archived)

Exhume......Consume

I just got an ounce in the mail??

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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)

Exhume To Consume - Carcass

Grimly I dig up the turfs to remove the corrupted stiffs
Trying to contain my excitement as I desecrate graveolent crypts...
Fingers claw at coffin lids eager festal exhumation
Hugging your wry, festered remains with posthumous joy and elation...
Body snatched, freshly interred whatever takes my fancy
To satisfy my gratuitous pica my culinary necromancy...
Scrutinised then brutalized my forensic inquisition is fulfilled
My recipe is now your epitaph be it fried, boiled or grilled...
I devour the pediculous corpse whetting my palate as I exhume
The festering stench of rotting flesh makes me drool as I consume...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)

I'm sure James Blunt covered that

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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 18:15, archived)

wouldnt know

i dont listen to shit!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 18:48, archived)