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(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Wed 15 Aug 2007, 1:53, archived)

musical iron

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 1:54, archived)

Iron Ray

( Brown cow, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 1:54, archived)

He missed a bit shaving.
Although, to be honest, I'm impressed he got any of it.

Hooray for "what's black and loud?"
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 1:55, archived)

The black panthers

( Brown cow, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 1:58, archived)

Hull
Now
(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Wed 15 Aug 2007, 1:59, archived)

You're the black panthers.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 2:00, archived)

Owch, how painful.

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 1:58, archived)