Apparently he is ancient too
As there is so much KLF action going on...



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(scowners Started to be a twat at, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 9:07, archived)

Right-aligned and ancient?

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 9:07, archived)

and
he drives an ice cream van
(scowners Started to be a twat at, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 9:08, archived)

Brilliant! He isn't even in it!
;)

never you mind me, going for my first coffee of the day now
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 9:09, archived)

he has trained a dwarf to drive
he controls it via a melody of whistling abba tunes.
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 9:13, archived)

ingenious!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)