From the Stop Aids challenge. See all 250 entries (closed)

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)

LEVITY
AND
BREVITY!
( Dr. trouser, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)

MOUSTACHIOED
HORNS ALOUD!
( Dr. trouser, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:58, archived)

I'M WEARING
A SNOOD FOR YOU
( Dr. trouser, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)

HAHAHA!

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 10:00, archived)

YOU ARE A GENIUS!

( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)

AIDS IS LIKE THAT JUNGLE FEVER THATS YOU JUST CANT SHAKE.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)

AIDS IS LIKE THAT ONE TIME WHERE YOU WOKE UP AND DIDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE, THEN YOU REALISED THAT YOU GOT LAID LAST NIGHT.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)

YEAH AND THEN YOUR ALL LIKE "WOAH I DID I JUST GET LAID?"
AND THEN AFTER YOU FEEL THE SYPHALIS BURNING YOUR TESTACLES YOU FIND THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS 'YES'.
(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 10:02, archived)

VERY YES.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 10:03, archived)

AIDS IS LIKE THAT KISS OF CHOCOLATE FROM THE HERSHEYSMACHINE.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:58, archived)

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)

PFFFFFFFFFFT!

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 10:01, archived)

AIDS: TASTE THE VANILLA, STAY FOR THE LOVE.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 10:01, archived)