this makes me want scotch egg
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)

Everyone should always want scotch eggs
Apart from the scotch
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)

Fortunately there are no such people!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)

I'll never forget my kwik save scotch egg
it contained no egg!

damn you!! damn you to hell kwik save! you are bankrupt now, due to selling sausage meat with egg sized voids in it!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)

^this!

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)

I was thinking that while I was making it
I may go questing for one at lunchtime
( Halibut is freezing to death in Wales, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)

have one on my behalf
:D

and if it contains no egg, it's not my fault
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)

Ooooooh yes
It must have egg. A proper egg. Not that chopped up egg they put in the smaller ones, but a full size, grade A large egg. An egg to be proud of. An egg to challenge the needs of even the hungriest scothchegg-eater. An egg that shredded the muff of the chicken that laid it.

A proper egg, in a proper scotch egg.
( Halibut is freezing to death in Wales, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)

a muff shredding mega egg smeared in sausagemeat and batters!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)

now
you're just making me hungry for sausage-wrapped muff-ripping eggs.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)

aren't we all hungry for that!
that's what separates us from the animals!

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)

and here was me
thinking it was my inability to lick my own arse that separated us.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)

try harder!
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)

i'm double jointed
so i can get my feet behind my head, but my neck just won't stretch that far! :(
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)

hmm
dunno what to suggest

a long straw maybe?

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)

Tongue weights
You have to use them while sitting at your desk. They stretch your tongue over a period of time.

Expect to be licking the pubic are within the month, upper perinium inside of 3 months, and full anal tongueing by christmas.
( Halibut is freezing to death in Wales, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)