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# Nope, this has never bindun before



ever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Oh dear god,
my sarcasm detector just imploded with such force it's created a tiny black hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)
# *walks close to it*
*gets to work in under 12 parsecs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)
# isnt a parsec a mesurement of distance?
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:57, archived)
# not in Star Wars it's not!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)
# yes it was
"The Falcon is often connected to the Kessel Run, a pathway from Kessel past the Maw Black Hole Cluster used by smugglers to transport precious Glitterstim spice.[3] Solo in A New Hope brags that the Falcon made the Kessel Run in "less than twelve parsecs", referring to his ability to move the ship closer to the Maw's black holes and therefore cut the distance traveled.[3]"

from: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Falcon

/geek
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I think its 7 lightyears.
Or it might be 12 lightyears. Or something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# 'tis the equivalent of 3.26 light years
So it's something like 40 light years?

/geekery
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# one Parsec = 3.26163626 lightyears
or one Parsec = 3.08568025 × 1013 kilometers

/knows you to google blog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# ^what he said
minus the black hole bit, I just detect massive amounts of sarcasm :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:48, archived)
# It's reached critical mass!
I can't stop it, its out of... ARRRGHHHOHSWEETJESUS ITSWALLOWEDMYLEGITSALMOSTATMYNUTSWHYHASGODFORSAKENMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:52, archived)
# *waves*
byeee!
send us a postcard!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)
# It would arrive yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:57, archived)
# aaaargh!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *travels back in time to yesterday*
got it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Oh, so it has!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Question:
If he sent a postcard that would arrive yesterday, wouldn't you stop him going into a black hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# good lord
critical mass? weird fontage?

my brain hurts, this still counts as early in the morning/hangover time for me

/needs to stop being lazy on monday
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)