harpy b3terday!
my gran doesn't like the telly because she thinks it watches her
she puts a curtain over it so it can't see her
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Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:43,
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she puts a curtain over it so it can't see her
link a webcam somwhere in her room up to a laptop and route the image through to her telly (i think you can do this on modern tvs)
for old person taunting fun
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Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:47,
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"I don't think I want the internet, dear"
she's very wary of anything technical - even an electric kettle
this is a woman who 'stopped taking The Times because it was too sexy'
she's 97
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Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:51,
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this is a woman who 'stopped taking The Times because it was too sexy'
she's 97
is she like the Spitting Image Puppet of The Queen Mother?
"I'm 97, you know!"
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Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:52,
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please.
Stop me Procrastinating.
Please.
(what DOES procrastinating mean? I'm guessing it's a posh word for finding anything to do other than what you're supposed to be doing i.e skiving)
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Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:54,
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Please.
(what DOES procrastinating mean? I'm guessing it's a posh word for finding anything to do other than what you're supposed to be doing i.e skiving)
YOU
YOU BOY - LOOK SHARP, GET BACK TO WORK OR YOU'RE FOR THE HIGH JUMP
Lickety Split!
also: the deferment or putting-off of an action or task, usually by focusing on some other distraction (compare temporisation). It is Latin for "foremorrowing," or making some such of tomorrow.
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Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:57,
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Lickety Split!
also: the deferment or putting-off of an action or task, usually by focusing on some other distraction (compare temporisation). It is Latin for "foremorrowing," or making some such of tomorrow.