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( WiL can take it all!, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)

How on earth has he managed to get cameltoe? That IS a 'he' isn't it?!
Edit: ARGH, and it's pulsating too!
(LadyTramp79 Left a bit, right a bit..., Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)

One bollock on either side of the seam I imagine

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)

/ac?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)

i'd rather not imagine
but this still begs the question of why aren't there three bumps.
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)

Maybe one bump is a bollock and a little willy combined
I'm giving this far too much thought
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)

or maybe what we believe is a belly is it's a massive cock

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)

Now THIS is something I can work with!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)

Ball either side of the polyester...
....hmmm great name for a band
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)

I tried to think of a male equivalent name to cameltoe.
but the only even-toed ungulates there are are hippos, and deer and things. oh, and giraffes.

so I gave up.
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moose+foot
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

O.o' mindbleach!!

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)

Aaargh! My eyes!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)

thats just wrong.
really wrong.
(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)

Nasty, nasty stuff.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)

^this^

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)