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[challenge entry] Sorry...

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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# How on earth has he managed to get cameltoe? That IS a 'he' isn't it?!
Edit: ARGH, and it's pulsating too!
(LadyTramp79 Left a bit, right a bit..., Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# One bollock on either side of the seam I imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
# /ac?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# i'd rather not imagine
but this still begs the question of why aren't there three bumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Maybe one bump is a bollock and a little willy combined
I'm giving this far too much thought
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# or maybe what we believe is a belly is it's a massive cock
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Now THIS is something I can work with!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Ball either side of the polyester...
....hmmm great name for a band
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I tried to think of a male equivalent name to cameltoe.
but the only even-toed ungulates there are are hippos, and deer and things. oh, and giraffes.

so I gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moose+foot
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)
# O.o' mindbleach!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Aaargh! My eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
# thats just wrong.
really wrong.
(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Nasty, nasty stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)