Ace
I'm off for a coffee - anyone want me to ask for my coffee in a particular comedic style?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

Just say 'thankyouverymuch' a la Elvis when you get it

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

yeah - alright then
I shall report back from the outside world.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

I no longer have any idea what this so-called 'Outside World' is like.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a thin white powder film, but soot is the colour, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

This what now?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)

"I need to get out more"
Would have been a slightly less obfuscatious way to put it.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a thin white powder film, but soot is the colour, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

you going to the debry bash?
... I'm not, but aparently Bashes are a great way to get into the outside world!

YAY
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

There are hardly any bashes within busing distance from me,
then the Derby bash comes along, and I move to Manchester.

Fate is so cruel.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

'Out'? What's 'out'?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

it's that thing you do
just before you shake it all about
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

well -
all I got was a 'hah - yeah...' so - the girl at the coffee shoppe isn't b3tan I don't think.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

oh well

( mictoboy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

yup
when you getting out of your job?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

5th of october
13 working days
*has countdown calender stuck to monitor*
( mictoboy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

\o/
good stuff!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

the first rule of b3ta is
you don't talk about b3ta please read the FAQ
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

Did you shake your hip at the same time?

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

no
:(
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

ask for it like you're a one legged man desperate for a piss

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

I need a wee

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

god how mad is that?!!
I need a wee too!

ZOMFG!!11!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

you're rubbish at 'who's line is it anyway?'
Josie Lawrence would wipe the floor with you!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)

Ask for a cup of coffee 'and a quizzical look'

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

i love this

( mictoboy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

works every time
used to have a mate who used it regularly as an opening gambit for chatting up barmaids
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

*notes down for later use*
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a thin white powder film, but soot is the colour, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

ask for a shot of coffee flavoured syrup

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)

ask for tea.
that'll confuse them.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)

Yes
I want you to do it in the style of the Swedish chef from the Muppets.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)