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( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)

Hahahaha Cokehoover FTW!

( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)

Nice. And accurate looking.
Looks like b3ta gets an honourbale mention on the beeb again

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7003243.stm

would post to lnks board, but poxy explorer crashes everytime I go to it.

/damn work PCs

Edit: "The BBC is not responsible for the content of external internet sites ". Never more should they stress this than when linking to b3ta...
( The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)

FRESH!

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)

hahaha
I want to see BBC editors doing b3ta newsmashes
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)

hahaha!
But the BBC takes a very dim view of that sort of thing
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

:)

(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

Hooray for b3ta!

It helped me launch my massively successful comedy career.

*glows with pride*
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)

shut it, Davidson

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)

Hahahaha

( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

yay

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)

yay!
and for those that can't handle that number of words in one place at the same time.

The undisputed master of comedy websites, The Onion, does not accept unsolicited material. "We're better than you," chuckled one of the writers in a recent interview. But many other comedy websites depend on user-generated content; b3ta.com is probably the UK's most popular and the variety of its submitted material keeps it fresh.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)

thnks
I had to search "b3ta" in the text -couldn't find it
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)

Could I have a brief synopsis of your synopsis please?
Life is short and time irreplaceable.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)

synopsis
B3ta = awesome
Onion = pretty damn good.
( The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)

it's a synopsis

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)

b3ta.com "We're better than you," fresh.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

{f/2} ed$$%o
/Word 3.1 Autosummarize blog
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)

Oh you are helpful
:)
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

I wonder if he's a b3tan
it amazes me how many people are secretly amused by our style of juvenile pillockry

maybe we're the UK's guilty pleasure
( Mushroom, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)

I wouldn't doubt it
some of the content posted here has to fall under the "damn that's funny, shame I can't admit to any of my friends I find it funny cause it's so distateful" category
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)

I did that in the future from when you posted these^^
She laughed like a loon ;)

Twas a poorly executed Maddie joke:

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)

yay comedy website!
*comedy trombones ad lib*
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)

we were all graphic designers a couple of months agio
according the the beeb
now we're comedians!

yay!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)

well some of the
'designs' we've seen on here are hilarious. I don't think it was deliberate though.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)

it will show up well on my resume
and possibly hide the firing for very low productivity and excessive bandwidth usage
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)

Hurrah!
Well I've definitely been practising some of my comedy on you lot.
( Afinkawan, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)

Hoorays!

What was your joke that you wrote?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)

Which one?
I've got at least two.
( Afinkawan, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)

Give me all of the first one,
and highlights from the second, please.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)