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# I saw him in Edinburgh a couple of times
I didn't think he was rubbish, I thought he was good. But I'm probably very forgiving because I think Fist of Fun is just about the funniest thing ever... I keep repeating sketsches to myself so I don't forget them because they won't repeat it.

My ideal woman has the head of Julia Sawalha attached to the body of Julia Sawalha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# stewart lee once sent me a death threat
which is perhaps the coolest thing about me :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ooooooh why? do tell...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# back when fist of fun was on the radio
i used to write in, and they'd reply, even once sending me a refresher bar, then i had a go at SL for saying RH was fat all the time cos he wasn't exactly anorexic himself
i recieved a letter, and when i opened the flap, inside it just said:
'if you ever call me fat again, i will kill you. Understand?'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# that's fucking awesome
if true
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# well
i still have the letter
but it's in my parent's loft at the moment

edit: why the fuck would i make that up? it's hardly a 'getting ripped to the tits with the fun lovin' criminals' type anecdote, is it? :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# it wasn't inteded a slight on your veracity
I just have a compulsion to add caveats to things.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# p.s.
have you also got ripped to the tits with the FLC?

I've em... I've seen a small child, evidently encouraged by parents but a bit bewildered, mistakenly walk up to Robin Williams' bodyguard and ask for an autograph.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Oddly...
...I have done that
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I love you more now.
I wish Stuart Lee would send me a death threat... I have Eamon holmes' autograph... oooh - and erm... The Duke... cheap as chips bloke. I was underemployed and I had a bet going with some other dolies to see who could get the best ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)