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[challenge entry] She looked even more like Goddess Bunny as a child

*bokes*
Apologies for the RP... I found this on her Facebook profile (yes, I'm her friend)

From the Amy Winehouse challenge. See all 315 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I'll buy them for £50.
As long as you scrub them down for me before delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# uh?
*sells to Gateshead's Baltic Centre for Contemporary Art*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# YAY
*goes up in the lift*
*comes down in the lift*
*goes up in the lift*
*comes down in the lift*
*goes up in the lift*
*comes down in the lift*
*goes up in the lift*
*comes down in the lift*

what art?

*goes up in the lift*
*comes down in the lift*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Shameless posted re you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *seizures*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# *points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# i am sooooooo very confused.
are you ACTUALLY her friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I'm guessing friend as in
a myspace friend someone you have on the list but don't actually know who the hell they are or never talk to.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# yeah, just seems strange that he's found the right one out of all the fakes,
and he's allowed to see her entire profile instead of her limited profile, including kiddie pics.
just a little odd really.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Do you want more?

(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# yeah......go on then...... i fucking DO!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# There ya go....
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# i am still confuuuuuuuuuuuused, are you actuallyher friend, or did you just add her on facebook?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# No...
Curiously enough she found and added me. We have a mutual friend. I've never met her.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I don't know what Facebook is like for fakes,
I don't have a profile. But would a famous person really put a picture up like this? It's just fodder for stalkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# precisely my point.
i am confuuuuuuuuuuuused
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# a friend of mine is friends, actual real really friends, with Richard Herring
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# who the piss is richard herring?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ? Richard Herring!!!???!?!!!
RICHARD HERRING - of Fist Of Fun fame, This Morning With Richard (Not Judy)... Talking Cock, Someone like Yoghurt, the tasks or Herclues Place... friend and erstwhile partner of Stuart Lee, 41st funniest stand up comedian ever... ring any bells?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# well.......
this guy this guy is my fucking cousin. FACT!*

*is actual fact and everything, really! 100% i even have proof at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I love his nickname!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# i know, those americans are sooooooo damn original arent they.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# isn't it the tasks of Herclues Patio?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# something like that
I'm uncertain...

he also dated Julia Sawalha, wrote On the Hour and came up with the initial concept for Alan Partridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# That is something to be proud of.
Richard Herring is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I know
I hope one day to meet him and be dissapointed...

although I met Stuart Lee once and he's really really sound and very cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# you will be
he's rubbish now
i saw him doing stand up recently and using all his old material
it was sad
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I saw him in Edinburgh a couple of times
I didn't think he was rubbish, I thought he was good. But I'm probably very forgiving because I think Fist of Fun is just about the funniest thing ever... I keep repeating sketsches to myself so I don't forget them because they won't repeat it.

My ideal woman has the head of Julia Sawalha attached to the body of Julia Sawalha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# stewart lee once sent me a death threat
which is perhaps the coolest thing about me :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ooooooh why? do tell...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# back when fist of fun was on the radio
i used to write in, and they'd reply, even once sending me a refresher bar, then i had a go at SL for saying RH was fat all the time cos he wasn't exactly anorexic himself
i recieved a letter, and when i opened the flap, inside it just said:
'if you ever call me fat again, i will kill you. Understand?'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# that's fucking awesome
if true
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# well
i still have the letter
but it's in my parent's loft at the moment

edit: why the fuck would i make that up? it's hardly a 'getting ripped to the tits with the fun lovin' criminals' type anecdote, is it? :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# it wasn't inteded a slight on your veracity
I just have a compulsion to add caveats to things.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# p.s.
have you also got ripped to the tits with the FLC?

I've em... I've seen a small child, evidently encouraged by parents but a bit bewildered, mistakenly walk up to Robin Williams' bodyguard and ask for an autograph.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Oddly...
...I have done that
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I love you more now.
I wish Stuart Lee would send me a death threat... I have Eamon holmes' autograph... oooh - and erm... The Duke... cheap as chips bloke. I was underemployed and I had a bet going with some other dolies to see who could get the best ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# i'm not seeing that
is my internet broken again?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# she's got everthing a man could want.

sideburns, a moostache...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# this is the only reply i can think of
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# she could eat an apple through a tennis racquet!

edit: mictoboy's had them
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Why is that girl in the background
doing an Adolf Hitler impression?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Irony
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I swear that kid gets closer every time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# So you´re saying
there are girls in that picture?
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# holy shit
she looks a lot like my ex there

...and thus, my hatred of my whinehouse is cemented
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)