Everyday objects used as a weapon eh...


Joke Copyright: Mr. J. Tarbuck 1864

From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

( The Great Architect, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:05, archived)

*coff ninjas coff*

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:06, archived)

wife is ninja.

( Shada ha ha! graphs!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)

beware!

oh, sorry
( Mushroom, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)

*ahem* it says...
'pick an object and show us the ingenious way it might be used in battle' - doesn't say in that part it has to be used by a ninja, does it
*ahem*

*hands a fisherman's friend to Mr. Toast for his cough..... his name is Bruce*
( The Great Architect, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)

sorry the title "Ninja Weapons" threw me

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)

I imagine it would, it's prone to do these things, as ninjas are often prone to using the stealthy grenade in combat
I find individually interpreting the description a useful guide as well...

EDIT: I'm sure Ninjas have to go home at some point to suffer mrs. ninja's cooking as well :P
( The Great Architect, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)

I am happy to accept your ninja wife theory :)

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)

hahaha, good, cos she was getting a complex

( The Great Architect, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)

all females have ninja powers
just try doing anything sneaky within 100 yards of one of us, we'll hear and intercept you. we can spot lies and use sneakiness to our advantage...
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)

and you also possess the ability to create the most fiendish weapon of all, guaranteed to strike fear into the heart of any man
...wedding cake
( The Great Architect, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)

pff!
i don't want to get married! i've had 3 husbands, none of them were mine!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:20, archived)

hahahaha top answer!

( The Great Architect, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:22, archived)

mmmmmm
adulterilicious...
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:24, archived)

is that how mothers can tell if their sons are swearing
from at least 2 miles away?
( Mushroom, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)

yes. yes it is.
they can hear what you're doing through bedroom walls, too...
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:21, archived)

you misspelt 'shriekiness' :P

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:20, archived)

heh
you make us sound like bodusnatchers!
edit oops, i mean bodysnatchers. fat fingers are not good for the typing :(
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:22, archived)

mmmh, with traditonal ingredients such as
boken, throwing-up stars, pukiya and non-chokus
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)

I don't think there has to be a ninja in every challenge entry
It's about 'ninja' weapons
"So pick an object and show us the ingenious way it might be used in battle."
/my two cents
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)

Haha.
Although that looks kinda nice. What is it?
( Aenesis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)

I have no idea, google search was my friend here

( The Great Architect, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)