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[challenge entry] Everyday objects used as a weapon eh...


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From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:05, archived)
# *coff ninjas coff*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:06, archived)
# wife is ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)
# *ahem* it says...
'pick an object and show us the ingenious way it might be used in battle' - doesn't say in that part it has to be used by a ninja, does it
*ahem*

*hands a fisherman's friend to Mr. Toast for his cough..... his name is Bruce*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# sorry the title "Ninja Weapons" threw me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# I imagine it would, it's prone to do these things, as ninjas are often prone to using the stealthy grenade in combat
I find individually interpreting the description a useful guide as well...

EDIT: I'm sure Ninjas have to go home at some point to suffer mrs. ninja's cooking as well :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)
# I am happy to accept your ninja wife theory :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# hahaha, good, cos she was getting a complex
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# all females have ninja powers
just try doing anything sneaky within 100 yards of one of us, we'll hear and intercept you. we can spot lies and use sneakiness to our advantage...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)
# and you also possess the ability to create the most fiendish weapon of all, guaranteed to strike fear into the heart of any man
...wedding cake
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)
# pff!
i don't want to get married! i've had 3 husbands, none of them were mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:20, archived)
# hahahaha top answer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:22, archived)
# mmmmmm
adulterilicious...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:24, archived)
# you misspelt 'shriekiness' :P

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:20, archived)
# heh
you make us sound like bodusnatchers!
edit oops, i mean bodysnatchers. fat fingers are not good for the typing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:22, archived)
# mmmh, with traditonal ingredients such as
boken, throwing-up stars, pukiya and non-chokus
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I don't think there has to be a ninja in every challenge entry
It's about 'ninja' weapons
"So pick an object and show us the ingenious way it might be used in battle."
/my two cents
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Haha.
Although that looks kinda nice. What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)
# I have no idea, google search was my friend here
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)