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[challenge entry] It was said that Naked man has the cold eyes of a killer..


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Queen Bee
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From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Haha!
Ingenious, a knife in a banana

Removed due to i don't really know what its about.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)
# The favoured weapon of my English teacher, Mrs Austin.
I was once in a room with a view of the pond, with a brick wall dividing the windows opposite. She was holding a banana and walked through one way, as two people walked through the opposite way.

We waited, but no-one emerged. Soon, we saw hear leave, but the other two were no-where to be seen.

Her office is behind the wall, so we think that she goes underground, beneath the pond, and uses their blood as rocket fuel.

(See Tracy Island for more info on the pond)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)
# I'm sure naked man's skills are considerable,
but why is he armed with a half peeled banana?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:54, archived)
# There's a knife in it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Cunning
stunt
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)
# In every sense of the phrase?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I think that if you stylise these a bit
they could be quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:54, archived)
# How do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)
# I don't like that naked geezer..
he has no neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)
# He's lovely.
Until you say these things.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)
# He doesn't really know how to use a knife you see,
he cut his head off.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Hes got a very big penis
could he perhaps use that as a weapon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)
# That's one way..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)
# those mp boys would be so proud.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 2:21, archived)