It was said that Naked man has the cold eyes of a killer..


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From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

Haha!
Ingenious, a knife in a banana

Removed due to i don't really know what its about.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)

The favoured weapon of my English teacher, Mrs Austin.
I was once in a room with a view of the pond, with a brick wall dividing the windows opposite. She was holding a banana and walked through one way, as two people walked through the opposite way.

We waited, but no-one emerged. Soon, we saw hear leave, but the other two were no-where to be seen.

Her office is behind the wall, so we think that she goes underground, beneath the pond, and uses their blood as rocket fuel.

(See Tracy Island for more info on the pond)
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

I'm sure naked man's skills are considerable,
but why is he armed with a half peeled banana?
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:54, archived)

There's a knife in it.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)

Cunning
stunt
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)

In every sense of the phrase?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 0:00, archived)

I think that if you stylise these a bit
they could be quite good.
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:54, archived)

How do you mean?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)

I don't like that naked geezer..
he has no neck.
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

He's lovely.
Until you say these things.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)

He doesn't really know how to use a knife you see,
he cut his head off.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 0:29, archived)

Hes got a very big penis
could he perhaps use that as a weapon?
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)

That's one way..

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)

those mp boys would be so proud.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 2:21, archived)