That's nothing.
A couple of months ago a bat flew in to my living room. Beat that.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)

There are some people - now dead - in New York who have that beat
/runs
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Thu 27 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)

indeed i shall
i was attacked by 5 pigeons in trafalgar square.

no, dad, it was not funny to put birdseed in my hair.
cunt.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)