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c_kick / S.R.A.A. / hnldesign
one of the last cockmasters of the universe

This is where I produce my AAA+ class crap:



And this is me, being retarded aka my normal self:



Claim to fame: The Record-Store Cats

Check them here



I used to be on worth1k.

Being the proud B3tard that I am, I live in Utrecht, in the heart of the Netherlands (you know, next to the third reich). Amongst other things, I enjoy designing stuff and photographing things.

On designing, the only programs I use for all my b3ta work: Photoshop and Imageready. Frame by frame, moving, rotating... it's much like stop motion animating only without the scissors..
Recently, for the more complicated animations (such as the crab and the transformers) I began using After Effects. For obvious reasons.

On the note of music, I'm a very big fan of Bent and lots of other electronica/disco shite. Procol Harum is on the top of my oldies list.


Some icons I made

family guy:



others:




Awards

Stupidest FP ever (I do agree) - bestowed upon me by Urbane Legend



Prof UnderCover awarded me the Iron Rob! SCHNELL!



Bilbobarneybobs awarded me this:

The freebs gold pawprint for services to animation.



All thanks to the scared pandabear I made.

I won Cock Tuesday!



I'm officially the gangplank on the ship of fools. I think gangplanks are essential.




Barryheadwound's testimonial on me: (of which I am quite proud)

"He consisntently and reliably makes high quality images, sticks to generally accepted guidance about board behaviours, and hence has significantly more leeway in his activities.
It's called a double standard. It's rather common on internet forums. Get used to it."


Probably the funniest story I read on b3ta http://www.b3ta.com/board/7814015

My mong heroes:



more on them here:

http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949415
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949493
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949590
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949617
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949668
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949698
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949717
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949760
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8010793
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8020766
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8020845 - quite a spectacular one, I must say

Look, I made a hypothetical goatse movie intro:





Which I subsequently transformed into a well acclaimed Ben Folds video

Recent front page messages:

MOAR GUNS
I don't know in which challenge to submit this. Went for Guns.


(Thu 26th Jul 2012, 8:36, More)



(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 13:23, More)

Mutual UnderstandingTennis - Men's finals

(Fri 24th Jun 2011, 14:08, More)

hullo board!

(Fri 17th Jun 2011, 11:21, More)

Knock knock

(Wed 2nd Feb 2011, 15:58, More)

I got a new shirt


Dyslexics of the world: UNTIE!
*SHIRT CAN BE ORDERED HERE*
(Tue 17th Aug 2010, 11:27, More)

Weeeeeeee

(Fri 2nd Jul 2010, 10:11, More)



(Wed 4th Nov 2009, 12:15, More)

What does he look like?


Fully endorsed by XLVII. I did this for a greeting card (hopefully it gets picked for printing).
Vote here! (dutch, but just rate it using the star-thingie)

(Tue 3rd Feb 2009, 14:09, More)

I have it


Ooh, and I made a musicthingie
(Fri 16th Jan 2009, 11:02, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

The Amazing 'Pok Pok'
This is something which requires extreme body control, and it is certainly something to try
at home, when no one's around. Prefferably when you just finished showering..

It's basically the technique of slamming your manly bit against your lower belly, but with an
added difficulty: the challenge is to make it slap your underbelly TWICE in ONE swing:
Your member should NOT land in its 'hanging' position in between slaps.
It all comes down to thrusting your body forward right after the first slap, or 'pok'
which induces a second 'pok'. Hence the name.

For optimal results, it needs to be half-erect. You know, the state in which it is when
it's not fully erect, but it sure has 'grown'..

When properly executed, it will make you proud of your physical control!
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 13:16, More)

» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

Poo or Fart
classic game. Best done alone though, especially when you lose
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 14:21, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

I remember when this was all about:blanks
Happy birthday b3ta, thanks for making me feel accepted
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 10:33, More)

» Pathological Liars

"Oh, my uncle..."
I did know someone - in the times of teh puberty, when some felt the need to prove themselves, to belong to a group - who always told 'relevant' stories about members of his family. So whenever we discussed, say for instance, an action movie with, say, Schwarzenegger, this guy would always interrupt the conversation saying that he had an uncle who 'lived in the tropics', and 'had similar fights with local guerrila troops'. Ofcourse, this sort of thing would have boosted him up in the ranks of coolness, where it not that he kept doing it so often and with such exaggerated, over the top stories, that we had calculated him to having 48 uncles, 9 grandfathers and 52 nephews. All of which were ,at some point in there life, in the navy, the army, the secret service, dealt coke, growed papaver in afghanistan, shook hands with the queen, served under patton in italy, and so forth.

I believe we confronted him with the statistics we had accumulated over the years. I can't remember if it made an impact, though he never told the stories again.
(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 8:40, More)