Heh!
I'm just going to slip this one in here if you don't mind...

Popular Ninja uses himself as a weapon:-



From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

( Barbarossa is my name, but what is my game?, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)

Recursive ninja!
Cunning...
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)

indeed...
plus if he recurses infinitely then he should theoretically have infinite strength and the impact point should be infinitely small, making it well sore.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)

heheh
yeah.
Ouch!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:03, archived)

But he would take an infinite amount of time to deliver the blow
making an escape more likely
( Barbarossa is my name, but what is my game?, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:03, archived)

That sounds like science
and is therefore too complicated for me.
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)

Yes but
if he were infinite then he would occupy every point in space all at once, and would therefore be hitting himself. Which would hurt.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:29, archived)

Ninjas do not feel pain
and therefore cannot hurt themselves. Even when they cop a nunchuck in the nuts.
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:36, archived)

I like popular ninja ;)

( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)

:D

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)

Must be a bit counter-productive being Popular Ninja
I can just see him trying to sneak through the town under cover of darkness, and everywhere he goes people are, like "dude!! How are you doing, man, oh it's so good to see you!" and blowing his cover.

:)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)

*laughs stupidly*

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)

"Look everyone! It's Popular Ninja!"
Everyone:"Hey!!"
Popular Ninja:"Fucksocks"
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)