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[challenge entry] The Ninja suit can conceal identity - which is the ultimate weapon


Cambodia murdered millions of their own, yet allows this c*nt to live? Dude, WTF?

From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Didn't you read the news?
It turns out he was actually fucking Cambodian midgets, not kids.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Nah
I cancelled my subscription to "Cambodian Midget Fucker News Weekly" ages ago.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Do you want some back issues?
Lightly read?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# you read it for the gardening section.... Right?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I know I do
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)
# haha, evenin' sir
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Morning, doctor!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Morning, Doctor!
Care for a hot Snorker?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Yeth pleath.
How's the lodge?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Very well at present, start again formally in third week of October,
been getting a lot of rehearsal/practise under my belt where I can,
Got everything up to JW word perfect... Just got to start on the 'run' though, but it'll
be a little while off yet, maybe a couple of years or so.
Chapter starts again soon, and looks like I'll be joining Mark soon as well.

all going well with you?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# We were back last week but it was nothing important, just a round up of what's happening during the next 4 months.
We have a visit to Stornoway next month, then a
week after that a visit to John O' Groats, so that should
be braw. Like yourself, I have a heap to revise up on.

I'm surprised that you don't have the mark, up here
that comes straight after the third.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)
# it's done a bit differently around here, not sure why,
as Mark should come before Chapter, but they always seem to encourage you to go for Chapter beforehand, all very strange...
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Up here you can't join anything else unless you have the mark.
One of my mates joined earlier this year but the 3rd freaked him out and he won't go back.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)
# hehehehe, it's an experience and no mistake :)
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)
# The sad thing is
after that he he started looking about on the internet and came across a whole heap of shite, which he seems to believe. The fool.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# That is an excellent publication
The readers dwarves section is my favourite.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# The letters are very hard to believe.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Mind blowing!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Yeah it's a con
You pay your £1.00 for the 12 year old child and the attractive binder but then they put issue two up to £15.99 a month!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# We've a new firewall at work, which categorises blocked sites
This is unshopped:
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)
# One word:
Proxy.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# This^
I used Barnesy at college.
I also realised I've met the man himself a few times before I started using b3ta.

How odd.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# time to download an alternative websearchy thingy + that /\
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)
#
www2.barnsey.org
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# The one at my work says "pornography".
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# boobies!
lol
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# can't touch these
*does the balooon pant dance*
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO PORN
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
# haha ^this
Happened to me at the other day and i must say a lawled... something bein' 'tasteless' is a fantastic reason to not be allowed to see it
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# "Sites that cannot be categorized elsewhere but offer offensive, grotesque, frightening, lurid, material with no redeeming value."
That's the official definition. Which pretty much sums up this site.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)
# lurid?
b3ta is most surely glistening an' shimmerin', but lurid?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Frequently magenta.
That's quite lurid.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# B3TA?! TASTELESS?
Not true - it tastes like cock.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Yeah!
Right on!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Silly Teh Glitter
Polo necks turn down!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# .nng
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# More fibre in your diet will help that
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Haha, he's got a perfect looking-over-a-ninja-mask face
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)