The Ninja suit can conceal identity - which is the ultimate weapon


Cambodia murdered millions of their own, yet allows this c*nt to live? Dude, WTF?

From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)

Didn't you read the news?
It turns out he was actually fucking Cambodian midgets, not kids.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)

Nah
I cancelled my subscription to "Cambodian Midget Fucker News Weekly" ages ago.
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)

Do you want some back issues?
Lightly read?
( Peregrin ., Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)

you read it for the gardening section.... Right?

( The Great Architect, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)

I know I do

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)

haha, evenin' sir

( The Great Architect, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)

Morning, doctor!

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)

Morning, Doctor!
Care for a hot Snorker?
( The Great Architect, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)

Yeth pleath.
How's the lodge?
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)

Very well at present, start again formally in third week of October,
been getting a lot of rehearsal/practise under my belt where I can,
Got everything up to JW word perfect... Just got to start on the 'run' though, but it'll
be a little while off yet, maybe a couple of years or so.
Chapter starts again soon, and looks like I'll be joining Mark soon as well.

all going well with you?
( The Great Architect, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)

We were back last week but it was nothing important, just a round up of what's happening during the next 4 months.
We have a visit to Stornoway next month, then a
week after that a visit to John O' Groats, so that should
be braw. Like yourself, I have a heap to revise up on.

I'm surprised that you don't have the mark, up here
that comes straight after the third.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)

it's done a bit differently around here, not sure why,
as Mark should come before Chapter, but they always seem to encourage you to go for Chapter beforehand, all very strange...
( The Great Architect, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)

Up here you can't join anything else unless you have the mark.
One of my mates joined earlier this year but the 3rd freaked him out and he won't go back.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)

hehehehe, it's an experience and no mistake :)

( The Great Architect, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)

The sad thing is
after that he he started looking about on the internet and came across a whole heap of shite, which he seems to believe. The fool.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)

That is an excellent publication
The readers dwarves section is my favourite.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)

The letters are very hard to believe.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

Mind blowing!

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)

Yeah it's a con
You pay your £1.00 for the 12 year old child and the attractive binder but then they put issue two up to £15.99 a month!
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)

We've a new firewall at work, which categorises blocked sites
This is unshopped:

( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)

One word:
Proxy.
( Peregrin ., Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)

This^
I used Barnesy at college.
I also realised I've met the man himself a few times before I started using b3ta.

How odd.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)

time to download an alternative websearchy thingy + that /\

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)

www2.barnsey.org
( mictoboy, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)

The one at my work says "pornography".

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)

boobies!
lol
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7655665
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)

can't touch these
*does the balooon pant dance*
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)

EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO PORN

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)

haha ^this
Happened to me at the other day and i must say a lawled... something bein' 'tasteless' is a fantastic reason to not be allowed to see it
(mikecakes www.bestovtheeworst.com, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)

"Sites that cannot be categorized elsewhere but offer offensive, grotesque, frightening, lurid, material with no redeeming value."
That's the official definition. Which pretty much sums up this site.
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)

lurid?
b3ta is most surely glistening an' shimmerin', but lurid?
(mikecakes www.bestovtheeworst.com, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)

Frequently magenta.
That's quite lurid.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)

B3TA?! TASTELESS?
Not true - it tastes like cock.
(Krowten, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)

Yeah!
Right on!
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)

Silly Teh Glitter
Polo necks turn down!
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)

.nng

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)

More fibre in your diet will help that

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)

Haha, he's got a perfect looking-over-a-ninja-mask face

( Shada ha ha! graphs!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)