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[challenge entry] Ninjas 12 - Misdirection

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(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# you have the skills and the hummus
and for this I salute you
and confer on you the Rose of Merit

Here:


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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# don't start!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)
# I'm actually surprised it's not on the stats.
edit: and freebs started by posting that -no image- with too this and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# oh
lets look at the stats... oh - who wins this week?

erm... I can't quite read that name... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# I'm 28th . . .
*shakes head*

Where did it all go wrong for me . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# there ->
and 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Hello you!
I went to Switzerland for the first time last month (St Moritz) it was lovely!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I bet!
It's a lovely area, and it's a lovely time of year to visit.

By the power invested in me by the Swiss direct democracy system, I declare you very welcome to visit anytime you feel so inclined.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Huzzah!
\\o/

We went on the windy red train from Italy (just a day trip) and I had a schitzel! avec frites de pomme! Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Schniposa FTW
(schnitzel, pommes and salad)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Yay!
I wish I'd have it for lunch.

But it doesn't look so bad (carrot and orange soup. Yummy!)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
# yeah
1st - where did it all go wrong for me... I used to be able to do work, now I'm an empty husk and my career is in tatters.

I'm certain Freebs is to blame, but I'm not sure how... you are also heavily implicated.

Hello though - how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Sore throat
C]:0(

BUT . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# SCORE!
have something wonderful... with chips

:D

hope the throat feels better - go and hang around in marketing and cough on them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
I only came in today to infect the buggers!

I've licked all the clean cups in the cupboard


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I have a sore throat too.
Here drinking honey and lemon :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# HOT SQUASH FTW!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Is that what happens
when you sleep between two fat people?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# How am I 9th?
I wasn't even here last week!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
I remember when freebs and I were abstaining (by which I mean I was abstaining and freebs was lurking and posting nawtily) I was top poster for about 3 days.

I am a bad employee

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# bad employees FTW!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *jiggles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *jiggles back*
back front
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Ow!
GAH! How am I going to explain a black eye to TLH now!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# tell her all the other kids have got one
and it's cool...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I remember that
I remember it not lasting very long
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# a week
's long enough.

might try again.

I need to kick it like. I'm thinking about starting a smack habit so that I can't afford internet access.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I remember when I aimed (and succeeded) to get over 1000 posts in a week.
I was at the top with over 600 most times, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Prof!
*tickertape parades*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# yay
*gets assassinated from book depository window*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# *conspires*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Tsch, you shot yourself from behind the grassy knoll
Don't you know anything?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# That's not a grassy knoll!
That's me in my new green kaftan!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Well can you move a bit?
Give him a better shot?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# do you mind?
I've been ass ass in 'ated!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# FECK OFF!
I'm EATING! C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# give it time
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# what are you on about?
No I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# you complacent ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I most definitely did not
what?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# yesterday morning's flounce thread
it's a bit of carryover
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# YES I KNOW
But I didn't start it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Game over man. Game over!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Racist!

/edit: Good 'ning all the good people of b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# GOOD 'NING!!!
*browns*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Oooh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# cyst!
Good morning to you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# ha ha ha
I remember I used to give out the Mystery Bob Cross... I don't think I still have the gif though.

Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *giggles*
I'm loving these! I hope they're not going to stop when the compo does...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Trouble is...
...I think may have peaked with the "Death by Emo" one.
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Steve Martin is a ninja!
I bet the other one is Chavy Chase!

as I said last time: these are fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Ninja nob-ends!
\o/

These are ace.

Who did that series of strips that we decided were 'the ghosts of fingers'? Not seen any of those for a while ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# That would be a great name for the strip!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# :D
actually only one of them is actually a dick, the other seems quite a nice chap, but obviously anything taller than it is wide looks like a cock to me
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Willwillwritehiswill
And no, we haven't :-(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Maybe your finger will die and become a ghost
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# It'll be a ninja ghost
With its plaster for a mask
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# These are great
although fragments of skull - ewww...

click, woo, etc
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# your post says ew
but your username says otherwise ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# this is true...

cranial trauma ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Mmmm... fragments of skull...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# be considerate to others or I will bite your torso and give you a disease...
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)