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[challenge entry] I almost
put Maddie as the little lady, but thought it's wrong enough as it is.


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(Haigwan Buckets of cream, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# If you're going to make it wrong,
make it as wrong as can be.

Now off you go and put Maddie in it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# he'll have to dig her up first
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Not at all.

I imagine she would have been dumped in the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# yeah
that's what I thought actually

but oh well, drug your kids, have them bleed on your hire car

makes you innocent innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Well everybody does it.

They were just unlucky to be as stupid as to call the police after.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# quite common is drugging kiddies to make them not bother you
wonder why some people actually have children
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I suppose it's easier than beating them.
I mean "raising" them.

Parents: BEAT YOUR CHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# shows just as much respect
I dunno man, it's all quite fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# It's easy to judge parents.
Fun too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# well, the kids don't know any better
any better than what they are taught
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Acid Bath FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Haha.
Quick Lime is best for disposing bodies in because it breaks down bone where as most chemicals bleach or weaken the bones.

Edit: Although this does take some time for this to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I'm sorry,
I just looked her up on google images, and I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I don't want to feel dirty
(Haigwan Buckets of cream, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# bottler
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# ..
Cobbler
(Haigwan Buckets of cream, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Come now.

Once you get past the nervous twitches and sleepless nights caused by the first Maddie post, you'll find each subsequent one becomes easier than the last.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Fine
Damn you all to hell



Now I feel dirty. But I didn't take her.....you here me.
(Haigwan Buckets of cream, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:26, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
B3ta FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)