rooney spasms?

no?

From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:10, archived)

nice spasmodry

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)

Now that's strange...
In this picture he looks like a complete C**T

* Swoops on - comments - gets coat *
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:26, archived)

is he also
having a wank there?
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)

isn't everyone?

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)

not all the time
i wouldn't have the stamina
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:15, archived)

ah, that's why you don't play for England

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:16, archived)

cum on england
EDIT: E
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)

Spooney Rasms!
That's brilliant
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)

^this also^

( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:20, archived)

nope not a spoonerism

( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:22, archived)

spoilsport :(

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:24, archived)

just the facts

/columbo
( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:26, archived)

little known fact - Mrs Colombo was
A FUCKING GOER, Y'KNOW SHE KNOWS SHIT THAT WOULD SCARE YOU. FUCKING WHORE
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:27, archived)

neither
is shoving leopard (example in the instructions) so there's not been a great start as far as accuracy
but since when have people followed the rules?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:27, archived)

there's instructions for compos now?

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:28, archived)

Why isn't Loving Shepherd / Shoving Leopard a Spoonerism?
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis Michael who?, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:29, archived)

because
the spoonerism of loving shepherd would either be soving lhepherd or shoving lepherd
admittedly that sounds like leopard, but it's not a spoonerism
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)

yes it is.
Some of the more famous quotations attributed to Mr. Spooner include "The Lord is a shoving leopard," instead of "The Lord is a loving shepherd"

*does a dance*
( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)

no it wouldn't
a spoonerism is a spoken phenomenon. the written version should fit in with the pronunciation.
the famous example doesn't say "quear deen", and certainly not "qear dueen"
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)

shoving leopard is a spoonerism of loving shepherd
A spoonerism is a play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels are switched to make up a new word.

Fraser for once got something right..
( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)

interesting way
of spelling shepherd there prod
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)

eh?

( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)

cinjaing nunt

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)

not a spoonerism :P

/cunny funt
( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)

meh

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)

alter villages for 2006
to read village idiots for 2006

then add a straw hat, smock and a pitchfork
(Mehitabel_Itrang is pulling your leg, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)