Here's one I prepared earlier... *
The Reverend Spooner knew he had to quit b3ta after the congregation started following his swearing.



* Some years earlier, in fact, but it doesn't hurt to be prepared, does it?

From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(Pseudonym, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)

ha! my name is already a winner!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 25 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

is that fox-huffing that is going on there?
oh, also

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)

Thank you
I really am shite at these :(

EDIT: that's really rather good
( chunderbunny, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)

thankyou
have the other one

10
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)

haha!
The 'titanium' is pure genius.
( greedydave has just plugged a device into the audio jack on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)

Poor old Dr Spooner
Someone vandalised his garden, and sprayed Creosote all over his Peas...

They left the sore little pods to die...

/Two Ronnies, 1975
( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)

Now I know what you're on about
have a mighty *clickage*
( chunderbunny, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 22:03, archived)