My hearts not really in it when I'm not at work...


Hello all!

From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)

Arf!
I mean 'oink'. A dead cert for casting when they pitched for that fillum.

And hello!
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)

'Lo Joe!!
How you doing?
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)

Grand, apart from
been to somersetland this week and got my old accent back.

Hows you?
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)

Ack.
I feel your pain. I happen to be similarly afflicted.

Gurt lush, innum.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)

aaar... t'is that

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)

Oooo Arrrrr
I be fine lad, I be fine

Or something like that....
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)

RACIST!!!
pfft..
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)

I hope your accent doesn't affect your shopping skills
Mornings have been very quiet of late!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)

cos I'm not at work
I just can't get motivated when I'm at home
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)

LEAVE INBREDS ALONE!

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)

BUTTERFLY WITH A BOMB
I like that. Especially the sunglasses. I'd have them.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)

Hey Wow
Ain't seen you for AGES!!!!

How you bin?
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)

I know, I've been a busy bee.
I'm ok- how's you?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)

Grand!
psyching myself up for a trip t'north for bash tomorrow.

Don't often go past the M25...
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)

I wish so much that I could go.
:-(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)

FAE!
*glompsandglompsandglomps*
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)

VERITY!
*is glomped and loves it*

Oh my little one, how are you?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)

Very well thank you
:D

It's my birthday in less than a month and I'm having a bash and THEN going to Barcelona.

It will be epic :)
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)

FANTASTIC!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)

Andi BLOODY McDowell
My gods she needs a good killing.

Because she's blummin' worth it, too...
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)

I wasn't gonna put her name on it
so you could work out which one was the pig.

i hates her too
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)

I hate her more than you hate her.
Grrrr...

/having a shit day blog
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)

kill em all
and burn things

I find that helps
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)

She does.
I like her in the dye commercials, pointing out that you, yes YOU, can have a dry, wiry birds nest if you use recital preference (or whatever she bloody well uses)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)

hahahaha!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)