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[challenge entry] Utterly pissing shit


But I've never entered a compo before. Be nice.

From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Its quiet because everyones in derby.
I just remembered :(

*bees nice*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)
# good thing you avoided all those murderers, isn't it?
i'd have thought they would send one of their number online to engage with the wider b3ta community while they're there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Thankee
To stop this thread being an utter waste of time... anyone got any links to good online photoshop tutorials?
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Yes. Yes I have.
They're very good indeed.
(fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Good
Just checking *someone* had them.
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)
# mind you,
you've not actually read them yet
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)
# You might also like to invest
in a jokes book.


"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Nobody."
"Nobody who?"
"............."

(fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Two owls playing pool
One of them pots the white.

"Two hits"

"To who?"
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:38, archived)
# "how many owls are comin', vic?"
"two owls!"
"yeah, count me in!"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:43, archived)
# I go home via the supermarket
Well it's the safeway innit.

(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)
#
safewaymorrisons
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)
# I was supposed to be there :'(
/cancelled coach blog 
bloody budget bus companies
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)
# megabus?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)
# something like that
I'm hoping for a refund, £20 is alot of money when you haven't got it
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Speaking of bumming



Right, I'm off to drown my cat sorrows
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)
# I'd tap it.
Hard.
(fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)