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[challenge entry] I'll chuck this away early doors...

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 8:40, archived)
# 'ning Joes
whatchadoing on this rissable hour?

*emcoffees some mo'*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)
# *blinks sleepily*
*curls up again next to mediocre demiocre*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# JESSIE! *curls round neck*
how did it go then?
did you miss me LOADS?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)
# 'lo little Minky fella!
It was a really great night, but yes you were indeed missed lots, we had the hall of apologies up but I was especially wishing you, ivesb, the Rev., Mrs. Trellis and Archie could make it.

Still, always next year for you lot, 'ey?

Edit: I don't know why I made a list, now I just keep thinking of more and more people I really wanted to be there. I scanned down and dbroon's on the board, who I wanted to be there but even forgot to put on the list of apologies, so how was he to know? HOW WAS HE EVEN. TO. KNOW?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)
# *cries*
EDIT: sneaky ninja....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Hahah, you must have refreshed just as I posted, that was the quickest ninja edit ever when I reread it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)
# I'm quick, me!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# are you poorly for a reason?
it being morning and all......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)
# hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# well, you will keep buying her doubles!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# No, but that's part of it
I'm still not, so I got pissed last night
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# damn.
keep at it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# absolutley
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)
# it shall be so!
except mink, he's unreliable....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# *hoofs right in your balsa knackers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# *curls up on floor*
oooohhh
me acorns..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# I read that as 'balsa knickers'
which made me do a funny hhhhhhhhHHHHuh noise in the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# ning Jessie
I see you're still trying to cause me pain :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Every second of every day mate
I'm never going to be happy while you still have a tear left to cry
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# well you're certainly getting there :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# b3ta cliques etc.....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# You're just jealous because you didn't make the list
*sticks tongue out in wholly mature manner*

Edit: in truth though, one of the things I like about the Derby bashes is that it's not so much about the cliques. There are already established groups of people that will all go to each others bashes, but the reason why Derby is so spammy is because I just try and get everyone! I love getting that odd mix together, and it's always been a great laugh so far
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Who you calling an odd miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)
# you're not allowed to complain as long as you're wearing that skirt

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# DIX!
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
# :D
Off now to do chore-type things... bye, my lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I ain't in a clique
and I went...

cos I like to live life on the edge
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# yes,
but no-one spoke to you all night.

=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)
# sssh
2
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I was showing a friend (non-b3tan) the bash photos
You were pointed as as being particularly sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)
# woo hoo!
its that t-shirt...

works a treat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)
# 'nings mum!!
*jumps on bed*
*disturbs demiocre*
.......
*goes back to room to sob*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)
# 'ning son!
How's it hangin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)
# straight up.....
wierd..
*pokes*
little help someone!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Stop riding the hospital trolleys then!
You know you suffer from trolley penis
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)
# yeah but they whizz along so fast!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
move over!
bloody cadaver.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# pffft
'hangin'
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Hey Jessie!
sorry, I was in a meeting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# work beckons...
and ning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)
# hahaha.
that's well done, it is
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Nice one to kick off with.

Date - check

time - check

*phew*

'ning tout le monde.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Hooray!
Nings
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 'ningles freebs!
hows things?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I is still tired
from 23 hours' worth of driving this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# oouff!!
nightmare!
why all the driving?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Scotland and back
Good fun, and wet, but tiring


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)
# as long as it t'was all teh fun!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# FREEEEEEEEEEEEBS!
It's freebs!
*smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# nings 3b's!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)