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( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 8:40, archived)

'ning Joes
whatchadoing on this rissable hour?

*emcoffees some mo'*
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

*blinks sleepily*
*curls up again next to mediocre demiocre*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

JESSIE! *curls round neck*
how did it go then?
did you miss me LOADS?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)

'lo little Minky fella!
It was a really great night, but yes you were indeed missed lots, we had the hall of apologies up but I was especially wishing you, ivesb, the Rev., Mrs. Trellis and Archie could make it.

Still, always next year for you lot, 'ey?

Edit: I don't know why I made a list, now I just keep thinking of more and more people I really wanted to be there. I scanned down and dbroon's on the board, who I wanted to be there but even forgot to put on the list of apologies, so how was he to know? HOW WAS HE EVEN. TO. KNOW?!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)

*cries*
EDIT: sneaky ninja....
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)

Hahah, you must have refreshed just as I posted, that was the quickest ninja edit ever when I reread it!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)

I'm quick, me!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

are you poorly for a reason?
it being morning and all......
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)

hangover

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

well, you will keep buying her doubles!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

No, but that's part of it
I'm still not, so I got pissed last night
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

damn.
keep at it!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

absolutley

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

it shall be so!
except mink, he's unreliable....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)

*hoofs right in your balsa knackers*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

*curls up on floor*
oooohhh
me acorns..
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)

I read that as 'balsa knickers'
which made me do a funny hhhhhhhhHHHHuh noise in the kitchen
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

ning Jessie
I see you're still trying to cause me pain :)
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)

Every second of every day mate
I'm never going to be happy while you still have a tear left to cry
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

well you're certainly getting there :)

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)

b3ta cliques etc.....
;)
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

You're just jealous because you didn't make the list
*sticks tongue out in wholly mature manner*

Edit: in truth though, one of the things I like about the Derby bashes is that it's not so much about the cliques. There are already established groups of people that will all go to each others bashes, but the reason why Derby is so spammy is because I just try and get everyone! I love getting that odd mix together, and it's always been a great laugh so far
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)

*clicks*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

Who you calling an odd miss?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

you're not allowed to complain as long as you're wearing that skirt

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

DIX!
*glomps*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

:D
Off now to do chore-type things... bye, my lovely
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

I ain't in a clique
and I went...

cos I like to live life on the edge
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)

yes,
but no-one spoke to you all night.

=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)

sssh
2
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

I was showing a friend (non-b3tan) the bash photos
You were pointed as as being particularly sexy
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)

woo hoo!
its that t-shirt...

works a treat
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

'nings mum!!
*jumps on bed*
*disturbs demiocre*
.......
*goes back to room to sob*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)

'ning son!
How's it hangin'?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)

straight up.....
wierd..
*pokes*
little help someone!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

Stop riding the hospital trolleys then!
You know you suffer from trolley penis
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)

yeah but they whizz along so fast!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
move over!
bloody cadaver.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

pffft
'hangin'
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)

Hey Jessie!
sorry, I was in a meeting
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

work beckons...
and ning
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)

hahaha.
that's well done, it is
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)

Nice one to kick off with.

Date - check

time - check

*phew*

'ning tout le monde.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

Hooray!
Nings
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

'ningles freebs!
hows things?!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)

I is still tired
from 23 hours' worth of driving this weekend
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)

oouff!!
nightmare!
why all the driving?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)

Scotland and back
Good fun, and wet, but tiring
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)

as long as it t'was all teh fun!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

FREEEEEEEEEEEEBS!
It's freebs!
*smooshes*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)

nings 3b's!

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)