i want to be the one to do it first
cue the inevitable:



From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( Sargant, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:12, archived)

Glass Cock!
well, you can now say that to anyone else who posts that pic...
(Bob McCow, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:14, archived)

Exceptionally early repost

but too appropriate not to
(Goodie, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:21, archived)

yeah, and this time
idiots like me actually get it.
(Monkeypuppet, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:22, archived)

Its
in the filename
(Goodie, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:26, archived)

my word
there is really a website called "all glass sex toys"?

i'm amazed... and slightly worried.

/thoughts of what happens if it smashes
( Sargant, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:29, archived)

lol
cough not that i watched it..
but there was a program onch5 all about them!
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:30, archived)

i errr
may have err watched that. purely for b3ta education. sehr interessant
( Mullet Over, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 0:01, archived)

And suddenly,
"shards" is the most painful word
in the English language.
(Monkeypuppet, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:33, archived)

GAAAA!
Noooo!
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:38, archived)

I said "idiot"
didn't I?
(Monkeypuppet, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:26, archived)

woo!
I didn't get it the first time either, even though I spent a while earlier today onwdering what puns I could think of on that theme!
( barnesy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:26, archived)

make me stop

really, make me stop
( cr3bot, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:17, archived)

I walk past that sign every day
they must have changed it when I wasn't looking..

(I could be *sure* it used to say something else...)
( teflon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:22, archived)

yeah
it used to have 2 's's i think
(There is no Mr Spoon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:37, archived)

*covers mouth*
teeheeheeheehehee
( cr3bot, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:37, archived)

can't believe i never noticed it before...

( teflon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:40, archived)

its all making a crazy kind of sense
whenever I stay up for 3 nights I start to see these patterns...
( cr3bot, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:43, archived)