Elvis Crawfish.....

Awful crotch itch?
Ah hell. I'm an American,
I don't get this shit.

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(Frezedriedelvis, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:34, archived)

i think you get it better than the brits that get it
(the challenge, not the itchy crotch. or maybe you do. who am i to discuss such matters?)
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 23:45, archived)