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(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# phwoah colonel wilma dearing
I'd take her into the 25th century...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# That's some stamina you've got there
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# DAMN BUTT-FUCIKING ROBOTS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# OH DEAR!
TJ : how many people do you need to make an official religion?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# A religion dedicated to butt fuicking robots?
You'd probably need more than would be willing to sign up.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Nothing to do with that.
and you're forgetting what site you're on.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# I would join
Butt Fucking Robots For Everlasting Glorious Life After Death
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# But if you can "never be buggered at all"
Butt fucking must shirley be out of the question? (robots or not)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)
# It's not about numbers of people I don't think
At least not in this country, perhaps in America. Because there was that whole thing about if there were 10000 people on the census as Jedi, it would become a religion, but I don't think that makes it legally binding.

Read up on L. Ron Hubbard, he made a religion (albeit a relgion for people who don't like to think) and even though he said it was actually a lie, it's still classified as one.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# yeah but in the states being an official religion
only affects your taxes, so I guess over there the tax office decides.

what's the difference between an official religion and a non-official one over here anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# there is that group of nutters
who base their lifestyle off some dodgy scifi short story which has quite brutal treatment of women

can't remember what they are called, but there was a bunch of them that got arrested or something and it turns out that it was their lifestyle so there was no crime, the memory of this is hazy but it was really recent and I'm too senile to remember the details
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Scientlology.
They believe that a guy called xenu went round space and captured all of the aliens and took them to earth in spaceships that look like planes and put them in volcanoes and they died or something and there spirits went into humans.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# no, it's not scientology
it's something completely unrelated to that

I think I even read the short story once it was a bit nasty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Is'nt it?
L. Ron Hubbard.. i'm sure he is..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard

Oh right. A different one..
I'll try find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
# I don't remember
but it specifically isn't scientology

while they have a general reputation for "stuff"

this one is more specifically about some kind of extreme misogynist thing

there are a lot of cults out there, so to speak :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Mormans?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# morans?
hmm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4996410.stm

I can't remember if the short story I read was part of that nonsense, maybe it is an lronhubbraradd thing :) I can't be arsed to check
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Mormans have a book
which was written by a guy, who claimed his glasses showed him things, and he would'nt let anyone else wear them. And at the time he wrote the book he was on LSD. so no wonder he saw weird things.

Edit : god! thats weird. and wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)
# yeah
still, one must respect a system of belief based upon some mad bastard being off his tits

otherwise you will be made to die

much like the folk who wouldn't respect the word of a mad bastard whose of their tits

any religion sucks ass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# That they do.
That they do..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)
# except Butt Fucking Robots For Everlasting Glorious Life After Death
that's a kickass religion
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)
# don't you mean a fuckass religion?
I say we should have the ancient egyptian sexytiem religion

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)
# YES.
We shall form...the buttfucking Egyptian robot sexytiem religion!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# that's sticking it to the man!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Islam?
That's misogynistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)
# was it made up in a scifi novel?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Scientology! lol
But thanks! that has been useful.

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# In 2001 1.5% of New Zealanders were Jedi.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I'd guess
two.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# God 'n' the J-man
Right?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# As long as at least one fun social activity is frowned upon,
then it is considered a religion.

Also, If you make a joke about it, and someone laughs, it's a church. If you make a joke about it, and all you get are angry looks, then it is a cult.

Seriously, I don't know. Some locales determine a religion status by number of members. Others determine status as a religion by how long it has been around.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)
# what happens if you simultaneously get a laugh and anger?
and then a burnt embassy and a really annoyed letter to the times?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# On this note
I just searched Facebook to see if there's anyone called Ben Dover. Lots, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Erin Grey was sensational back in the eighties in that
*wanders off for a while*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# yes..
quite

looks at.. er.. the sky or something for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Hmm, an opportunity for an old one
That's also been recreated recently.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)