From the Life After Kids TV challenge. See all 517 entries (closed)

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

why am i looking at your zippy
compo?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

I thought if you looked at another man's zippy without asking he'd get all embarrased and cross his legs a different way?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)

that's his pink george
it's women that get embarrassed about their zippies.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)

I'm not embarrassed anymore
Enough people talk to my bungles exclusively so there's no point worrying about it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)

*adds to list of boobie-words*
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)

I heard quite a worrying one recently (from a teenage girl, no less)
Chest flaps. Dear god, that must be a supportive bra. Sorry, bungle holder.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)

chest flaps?
oh god, that's.. slightly disturbing
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)

Yeah, and she's 18.
I mean I know I've not got the tits I had when I was 16, but....Jesus. I don't think I'm at 'chest flap' level quite yet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)

Veiny cakes...
was a description that made me feel odd...
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)

Back from safari . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

Brilliant!

( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 8:33, archived)