Too obscure, even for b3ta?

( joefish Not lost, Not lost, Just in this cupboard..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)

As I've
never paid a bill in my life, yes.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:36, archived)

oooOOOooooh
Aren't we the lucky one
( SugarSpunSister needs a website, for free, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)

I'm
not rich; just a free-loading, sponging, bailiff-evading git :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

As a tax-dodging student
who owes thousands to the taxpayer, I can sympathise.

Great, isn't it?
( SugarSpunSister needs a website, for free, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)

Hahaha,
mugs!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)

I'm a tax payer.
Does that mean I can come round and nick your stuff?
( joefish Not lost, Not lost, Just in this cupboard..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)

Pffft. No.

( SugarSpunSister needs a website, for free, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)

You
mean your stuff...and no, no you can't...I have rights, man!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)

space sentinels?

( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:36, archived)

Ooh *is impressed*
Now don't get too penisy.
( joefish Not lost, Not lost, Just in this cupboard..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)

I used to watch it
when I was a wee lad. I liked the lady that could turn into stuff. I also liked how their millenium falcon style ship lived in a volcano
( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)

Never seemed to go anywhere though. Was it broked?

( joefish Not lost, Not lost, Just in this cupboard..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)

seems like it.
Woo btw. no one ever seems to remember that particular cartoon.

I remember one episode where they had to deal with the Egyptian god Anubis.....it was on a thursday night, I watched it on my own upstairs in my granny's house, the light didn't work on her stairs and I wouldn't come down for my tea for fear of Anubis.

/28 years ago blog
( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)

anubis is very patient
he could be watching you now
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)

I've come to accept this.
I no longer fear his judging of my soul.
( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)

ah
he probably just wants to borrow a cup of sugar or something

oh and take your soul
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:15, archived)

why is it that when i see one of your posts I feel the urge to eat?
I've just stuck a 1/2 leg of lamb in the oven and intend to have roast potatoes, carrots, broccoli, gravy and yorkshire puddings with it. (i'm roasting the lamb with sprigs of rosemary and cloves of wet garlic) I also have home made mint sauce
( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)

because I am full of the power.. of MEAT!
:D

I defend Castle Carne against the evil forces of Vegetilon, with his evil minions, Tofuman and Soyagirl (she's a bit pale but nice (.)(.) )

to aid me I have Minceboy (who I'm beginning to wonder about the clubs he's been to) and ChopChop! who just can't stop cutting things up

but anyway, good luck with your cute baby lamb and smear it in mint sauce and brown fluid and together we'll stop Vegetilon! (the skinny leaf eating twat)
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:58, archived)

80 mins to go.....
I'm basting it every 20 mins.
CANNOT WAIT
NEED MEAT
( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)

oh basting
oh man

baaaaasting

:D

that sounds so good
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)

I just want, the next time a bloody computer answers the phone,
to have it sound like a computer. Tinny voice and a bit of echo. Not too much to ask for, is it?
( joefish Not lost, Not lost, Just in this cupboard..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)

While I'm at it, I'll pearoast for compo...

And no Nuts and Zoo, you can't. Fuck off.
( joefish Not lost, Not lost, Just in this cupboard..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)