He-Man became the most feared Millwall supporter

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)

I HAVE THE CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

*applauds politely too*

( Jessie © has a neocube but hates StrongForce, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

I don't have the clap really.
I've never had an std, touchwood.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)

woodtoucher

( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

that's a quick way to get one
or so I heard
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

You knows it.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

I've only ever had Aids
I didn't go back for my follow-up appointment but I feel all better again now so I think it cleared up of its own accord

Phew!
( Jessie © has a neocube but hates StrongForce, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

No more bumming menfolk for you!

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD LET ME GET THE CLAAAAAAAAAAAP
in other news, does the ginger have to be on the tits?
(emcake is reading about multi-layer perceptrons, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

I don't know. *looks down*
It is at the moment because I've got my hair down. It's not attached to my tits or anything.

Ginger crumbs could be on the tits. You know, from biscuits.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)

This combination of ginger nuts and bungles intigues me.

(emcake is reading about multi-layer perceptrons, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

biscuits + bungles = a damn good night in.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)

If only I could have a good night in
working tonight + working yesterday + working tomorrow = :(

_{In fairness I brought it on myself by spending all my money on games}
(emcake is reading about multi-layer perceptrons, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

Ouch!

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

It wouldnt be so bad if all the dickheads which come down the bar weren't complete rahs
_{rich arse holes}
(emcake is reading about multi-layer perceptrons, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

spit on their wives!

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

Yeah
The Minogue sister's let herself go too:


(A Vagabond loves your mum, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)

From the neck up her and B_E are so similar.
IMO anyway. And that's good, because ickle Kylie's lovely.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

Any winehouse?

(emcake is reading about multi-layer perceptrons, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

still would...

( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

You'd shag the Amy Winehouse.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

maybe...

( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

... after Pete Docherty had been at her.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

phwoar

( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

Millwall Millwall
you’re all really dreadful, and all your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated
(Dougal in Hull, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

*nuts*

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

*crisps*

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

*twiglets*

(Dougal in Hull, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

DEATHROCK.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

*eats ALL OF THEM*

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

Pfft.
Milfwall more like.
( biovalve - Purveyor of fine mimsy tickles since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)