Sounds sort of like being a Transformer.
But with less mobility.
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

shop mobility in disguise
-- I am Cartomus Flid, from the Assistend Living Nebula
(Prof UnderCover Wants an advice column in a tattoo magazine, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

You could be a fat, old Transformer
You could turn into a transit van.

Or a volvo
(Puppy Sandwich ZOMGWTF!?BBQLOLCATSFTWEPICFAIL, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)

"Back in my day, the only Transformers around were 2CVs!"

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)