Trawling the tribute act circuit...
Heart wasn't invited.
From the Life After Kids TV challenge. See all 502 entries (closed)
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
Heart wasn't invited.
From the Life After Kids TV challenge. See all 502 entries (closed)
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
I do agree to this.
I don't know whether or not I should though...
It's not something I enjoy admitting
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:26,
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It's not something I enjoy admitting
In Greek and Egyptian mythology
Earth, Air, Fire, Water, Chaos and The Human Spirit were all elements.
Heart however is predominantly muscle tissue and ventricles.
However, the greeks had Chaos and Spirit as one. The pentagram symbol with it's point upwards represents the five elements, demonstrating the dominance of the Spirit over the physical world. Hence why Satanists inver the pentagram and have it point down, to represent the dominance of the physical over the human spirit.
Now you know.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21,
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Heart however is predominantly muscle tissue and ventricles.
However, the greeks had Chaos and Spirit as one. The pentagram symbol with it's point upwards represents the five elements, demonstrating the dominance of the Spirit over the physical world. Hence why Satanists inver the pentagram and have it point down, to represent the dominance of the physical over the human spirit.
Now you know.
Chaos would have been a fucking ace planeteer.
Nobody would mess with him, but he'd probably get kicked out for destroying the world...
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:26,
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But
since the world was created by Chaos in the first place, they would probably figure he was well within his rights.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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Indeed!
Wonder which continent his / her human representative would have been from though?
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:02,
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but the greeks also thought the brain was simply a device for cooling the blood...
(may be true for some people though)
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29,
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the stupidest conversation I have ever overheard
two old ladies at the bus stop
one says to the other "I used to think that the heart was the most important organ, but you need your brain too"
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:33,
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one says to the other "I used to think that the heart was the most important organ, but you need your brain too"
to weigh your head down.
Otherwise your head would just be a big flesh balloon, and you'd float off into trees all the time.
100% FACT.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:34,
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100% FACT.
yes, can't beat a good organ
*plays bossa nova on the bontempi*
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38,
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Of course
lungs are only for flash bastards that want to show off.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:35,
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In my day
we were happy to leave air where it was - where the Lord intended it to be.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:50,
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Yes,
but also because of Jesus and transubstantiation.
I can say no more.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31,
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I can say no more.
I miss Captain Planet.
No wonder everyone's on about carbon emissions now- we've got no Captain Planet to remind us of the errors of our evil ways.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:18,
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I completely agree
I used to love it, even though by transmitting it, they were clearly using lots of electricity, so it was sort of ironic, but hey..
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20,
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Special 80s electricity though.
Harvested from the static electricity created by Simon Le Bon's crotch rubbing.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21,
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even as a child, i found it unlikely that baddies would pollute for the fun of it rather than as a byproduct of their big businesses
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22,
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*burns a rainforest for shits and giggles*
NYAHAHAHAHAHA.
Fool! To think it would never happen!
Where is your Captain Planet now?!
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:27,
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Fool! To think it would never happen!
Where is your Captain Planet now?!
I want to be a fat old ex-hero one day.
Either that or a Transformer.
That would be sweet.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31,
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That would be sweet.
sound slike a lot of hassle to me
why not just get fat and old and tell everyone you used to be a hero... until they hit you with an income tax bill that crippled you and now you suffer from anxiety attacks and they've put you on medication which makes you really gaseous
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:33,
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Sounds sort of like being a Transformer.
But with less mobility.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:35,
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shop mobility in disguise
-- I am Cartomus Flid, from the Assistend Living Nebula
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:36,
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You could be a fat, old Transformer
You could turn into a transit van.
Or a volvo
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37,
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Or a volvo
true tho, all the captain planet baddies had no proper motivation at all
made me dismiss the whole thing. and because of that the river dolphin is now extinct!
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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Well, when the baddie has a name like 'Luton Plunder'
There's nothing left for him in this world other than burning rainforests and polluting seas
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:08,
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Unfortunately, Captain Planet signed a lucrative spokeshero deal with Exxon Mobil and helps lobby for reductions to pollution fines..
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21,
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and the ethnic diversity of the planet
... erm
hello by the way, I'm not posting today but I wanted to say hai
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22,
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hello by the way, I'm not posting today but I wanted to say hai
african bloke - check
... some sort of asian chick - check
ginger kid - check
hot blonde - check
all the people's of teh world are represented
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:27,
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ginger kid - check
hot blonde - check
all the people's of teh world are represented
Captain Planet!
He's our hero, gonna take pollution down to zero!
Didn't even need the innernets to remember that!
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22,
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Didn't even need the innernets to remember that!
that's an ambitions target
although you notice he doesn't put a deadline on that statement ... what he was actually endorsing was the over pollution of the planet so that it can no longer support human life, meaning all humans are wiped out and thus pollution is ultimately reduced to zero.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:26,
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What a selfish wanker.
I hate him now.
HE WAS THE ELEMENT OF CHAOS.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29,
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HE WAS THE ELEMENT OF CHAOS.
he was sleeping with Gia
that's how he got the gig ... he was just some sick old Earth perv from Falmouth... he was actually called Fergus!
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31,
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Captain Fergus, he's a pervert!
Gonna try and think of something rude that rhymes with pervert.
*sings*
I think I've got a hit on my hands now.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37,
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*sings*
I think I've got a hit on my hands now.
I've got a hit on my hands snow?
I've got a hit son my hands now?
I've got as hit on my hands now?
I've got a hit on my shands now?
I'ves got a hit on my hands now?
=]
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:43,
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I've got as hit on my hands now?
I've got a hit on my shands now?
I'ves got a hit on my hands now?
=]
Damn eco-friendly cartoons
I want my cartoons to have a carbon footprint the size of china
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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Well, I presume it wasn't done with recycled materials
Or solar power transmission.
So I guess they were just fucking with us the whole time.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29,
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So I guess they were just fucking with us the whole time.
Fuck yeah, I'd watch it all the time!
It used to be one of my favourite shows.
God knows why, but still.
Even at the time, I still hated the idea of heart being an element.
IT IS NOT AN ELEMENT.
*throws a tantrum*
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:33,
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God knows why, but still.
Even at the time, I still hated the idea of heart being an element.
IT IS NOT AN ELEMENT.
*throws a tantrum*
I would have settled for manganese.
Francium would have been entertaining.
Especially if he got too close to fire or water =]
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:48,
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Especially if he got too close to fire or water =]