Trawling the tribute act circuit...

Heart wasn't invited.

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( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

and heart
ghaaaay!
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)

Heart was shit
It's nowhere near to an element.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)

Heart the band were awesome though.
Yes they were. Shut up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)

I do agree to this.
I don't know whether or not I should though...

It's not something I enjoy admitting
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

\o/

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

they taught me everything I know about the menopause

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)

Has an added side effect of big hair and guitars.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

In Greek and Egyptian mythology
Earth, Air, Fire, Water, Chaos and The Human Spirit were all elements.

Heart however is predominantly muscle tissue and ventricles.

However, the greeks had Chaos and Spirit as one. The pentagram symbol with it's point upwards represents the five elements, demonstrating the dominance of the Spirit over the physical world. Hence why Satanists inver the pentagram and have it point down, to represent the dominance of the physical over the human spirit.

Now you know.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)

Chaos would have been a fucking ace planeteer.
Nobody would mess with him, but he'd probably get kicked out for destroying the world...
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

But
since the world was created by Chaos in the first place, they would probably figure he was well within his rights.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)

HAIL ERIS!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)

Indeed!
Wonder which continent his / her human representative would have been from though?
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)

but the greeks also thought the brain was simply a device for cooling the blood...
(may be true for some people though)
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

the stupidest conversation I have ever overheard
two old ladies at the bus stop

one says to the other "I used to think that the heart was the most important organ, but you need your brain too"
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)

to weigh your head down.
Otherwise your head would just be a big flesh balloon, and you'd float off into trees all the time.

100% FACT.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)

this is scientifically accurate
the best kind of accurate
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

Ahthangyew.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)

Hahaha
One day, being old will be illegal =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)

:D

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)

pfft!
I'm fairly fond of my liver and lungs too :)
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

yes, can't beat a good organ
*plays bossa nova on the bontempi*
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)

Of course
lungs are only for flash bastards that want to show off.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

yeah
moving air about!

those crazy people!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)

In my day
we were happy to leave air where it was - where the Lord intended it to be.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)

you had air!
/etc
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

It could be argued that heart represents quintessence.

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)

Being totally five?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)

Yes,
but also because of Jesus and transubstantiation.

I can say no more.
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)

I understand.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)

I miss Captain Planet.
No wonder everyone's on about carbon emissions now- we've got no Captain Planet to remind us of the errors of our evil ways.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)

I completely agree
I used to love it, even though by transmitting it, they were clearly using lots of electricity, so it was sort of ironic, but hey..
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)

Special 80s electricity though.
Harvested from the static electricity created by Simon Le Bon's crotch rubbing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)

even as a child, i found it unlikely that baddies would pollute for the fun of it rather than as a byproduct of their big businesses

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)

*burns a rainforest for shits and giggles*
NYAHAHAHAHAHA.

Fool! To think it would never happen!

Where is your Captain Planet now?!
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

he got fat and old like all of my heros
... :(
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)

I want to be a fat old ex-hero one day.
Either that or a Transformer.

That would be sweet.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)

sound slike a lot of hassle to me
why not just get fat and old and tell everyone you used to be a hero... until they hit you with an income tax bill that crippled you and now you suffer from anxiety attacks and they've put you on medication which makes you really gaseous
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)

Sounds sort of like being a Transformer.
But with less mobility.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

shop mobility in disguise
-- I am Cartomus Flid, from the Assistend Living Nebula
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

You could be a fat, old Transformer
You could turn into a transit van.

Or a volvo
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)

"Back in my day, the only Transformers around were 2CVs!"

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)

true tho, all the captain planet baddies had no proper motivation at all
made me dismiss the whole thing. and because of that the river dolphin is now extinct!
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)

Well, when the baddie has a name like 'Luton Plunder'
There's nothing left for him in this world other than burning rainforests and polluting seas
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Unfortunately, Captain Planet signed a lucrative spokeshero deal with Exxon Mobil and helps lobby for reductions to pollution fines..

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)

The utter bastard.
Guantanamo him IMMEDIATELY.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)

and the ethnic diversity of the planet
... erm

hello by the way, I'm not posting today but I wanted to say hai
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)

oh hai!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)

oh hai!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)

african bloke - check
... some sort of asian chick - check
ginger kid - check

hot blonde - check

all the people's of teh world are represented
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

Italian, or maybe some sort of spanish...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

hot

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)

stock photos ftw!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)

Captain Planet!
He's our hero, gonna take pollution down to zero!

Didn't even need the innernets to remember that!
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)

that's an ambitions target
although you notice he doesn't put a deadline on that statement ... what he was actually endorsing was the over pollution of the planet so that it can no longer support human life, meaning all humans are wiped out and thus pollution is ultimately reduced to zero.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

What a selfish wanker.
I hate him now.

HE WAS THE ELEMENT OF CHAOS.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

he was sleeping with Gia
that's how he got the gig ... he was just some sick old Earth perv from Falmouth... he was actually called Fergus!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)

Captain Fergus, he's a pervert!
Gonna try and think of something rude that rhymes with pervert.


*sings*

I think I've got a hit on my hands now.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)

you dropped this 's'

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)

I've got a hit on my hands snow?
I've got a hit son my hands now?
I've got as hit on my hands now?
I've got a hit on my shands now?
I'ves got a hit on my hands now?

=]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)

GAAAAY PLANET!
www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=164
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)

I wish Heart was actually that cool.
He sucked big time.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)

haha

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)

He are these guys?

( Mstandot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)

The planeteeeeers!
Captain Planet?
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)

Damn eco-friendly cartoons
I want my cartoons to have a carbon footprint the size of china
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)

*parp*
that's better
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

Well, I presume it wasn't done with recycled materials
Or solar power transmission.

So I guess they were just fucking with us the whole time.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

Hahaha
Do you seriously remember this?
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

Fuck yeah, I'd watch it all the time!
It used to be one of my favourite shows.

God knows why, but still.

Even at the time, I still hated the idea of heart being an element.

IT IS NOT AN ELEMENT.

*throws a tantrum*
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)

You'd have preferred earth, air, fire, water and mendelevium?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

I would have settled for manganese.
Francium would have been entertaining.

Especially if he got too close to fire or water =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)

I agree!
It didn't make any sense.

I remember watching this when I was about 8!
Maybe it was repeated?

& 'ning .... how rude.

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)

Perhaps, I remember watching a lot of old shows as a kid
Most of them before my time, but repeated.

And 'ning!
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)