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[challenge entry] *shops up Prince transforming into a wanker*
*runs*

From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# haha
naughty step here you come
(I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# *repents*
*returns*

*is dizzy*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# *notices lack of picture*
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# i agree
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# I don't see how "It's time to be cool like a boy" is engrish.
It's a valid English sentence. A bit odd, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# It's not about it being nonsensical
It's about it being a mistranslation
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Ohhhh.
edit: Hmm. Not so sure about some of the examples on engrish.com.

I mean a T-shirt with "Baby Fanny. Hello Mushroom..." on is clearly mad, but "EAT. FUCK. KILL." is perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Yes, as is "I fuck crazyroom"
No, wait.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I didn't realise that the t-shirt was real - I thought it was "best of engrish.com"
So...

I LOVE GIRLFIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Oy!
www.b3ta.com/board/7808104
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Good Grief!
It's his 3rd outing today!


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# look at that mangina...
did Killerkitti draw that :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# it is quite 'singular', isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Careful now
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I'm just kidding really.
all my cartoons haves "V's" for groins...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Someone once told me....
...The said person has no need to transform into a wanker as he is one?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# i'm really disappointed i missed all of that.
i picked the wrong week to be sunning myself on the costa's, bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Hmm, an opportunity to tell you what happened to me at lunchtime.
I was prowling the local streets as normal, you know - looking for harlots to hammer and that - when I was approached by an elderly rotund gentleman. Turns out it was only that Christopher Biggins who is currently in Australia on that 4th rate celeb/jungle debacle. Well, what he was after I couldn't really say - his words were quite obscured by his incessant giggles, which were soon replaced by deep-throated animal groans of ecstasy as he sprayed wave after wave of thick hot spunk into my face.

Which added some much-needed seasoning for my sainsbury's sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# oh that christopher and his torrents of semen!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I tell you, never have I seen such a fountain!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Hmm.
Will you be pursuing this business arrangement further?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# If I can find him again
for it was quite a pleasant experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# And well deserved, I feel...


Edit: You must have enough of these by now to paper the hall, ferchrissake!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# What about your mum fucking you up the ass with a prosthetic cock
during all that?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# errr - I hope you are replying to me by mistake.
Otherwise, matey, this is for you:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Nah
He was just trying a bit too hard to get one of dem dere awards himself
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# The secret is not to try!
Right, I'm off to a gig in order to avoid the hoofsphere.

night kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Waspy - don't give away your secrets!
G'night, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# *waves silk hankie*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# it'll never happen
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# you've gone wrong

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I have thought about collecting them
in to a little christmas book, which could be prominently displaid on the counter in Smiths and Waterstones.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Laughs
*spunks*

*runs away, leaving a trail of spunk*
(magentacock is spunking like it's nineteen ninety-nine..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 5:17, archived)