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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

finally...

how hard is it to know what colour cheese & onion are meant to be?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

They sell them abroad under the name Lays

And they get the colours the right way round there.

Just us brits getting the shitty end of the stick as always.

(Wize, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)

yes!

i have never understood why they do this.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

1. Make cheese and onion packets green

2. Sell to public
3. Change packet colour to blue.
4. Confuse public.
5. ...
6. Profit.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)

then change the ready salted ones to gold

and make new shit flavoured ones and put them in red packets

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)

Salt and Vinegar should be blue.

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ClanSoul, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)

YES

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ClanSoul, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:07, archived)

https://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=559

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)

I'm colour blind

but I can see this.
It's 12.

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Zuowan, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:50, archived)

Cheese and onions

should be brown

*like my knickers after eating said crisps

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)

back in the day

the 70s Golden Wonder was the biggest crisps company in the business. They set the standard for the colour. They also had crap management.

Along came a big company from the U.S.A called Pepsi. They made a brand called Walkers and fucked golder wonder over. Golden Wonder went from 90% market share to 20%, then folded.

Evil Pepsi also took the number one selling flavour and turned it blue. Same and the can.
I mean Blue? for fuck sake Blue?

Why do I know this? - Part of a bit of stand up.

(waxdart hello., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

I had a friend that was a Walkers rep

he told me that beef Doritos were a flop so they renamed them cool Doritos and they sold. Not sure if it is true but we are a fickle bunch us public.

(Cuedoss, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)

public as I've met them are a bunch of C*nts

I liked beef Doritos.

Thier colour would be browny red.
Thats the colour for all meat crisps.

(waxdart hello., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)

Very true

I now deal with the general public after getting out of the rat race. You would not believe the level of stupidity.....
.....ooh you've started me ranting now!

(Cuedoss, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)

more annoying

is the slow reduction in size with occaisional 10% MORE! which then slowly reduces in size

what's a packet weigh now? 25g? 20? certainly not value for money with 3 slices of potato and salt flavoured air

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)

haha

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McBadger COW, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:05, archived)

Beyond me

I fail to see the issue with the bag colour. I mean, can people not read?

(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:07, archived)

Doesn't

this one go back to 'Genesis' or something
'And Lo! the LORD saw that the colour of the cheese and onion was green but the dark one rebbelled against HIM 'saying 'Blue is the colour' ...and verily he wast casteth out' - or something?

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:10, archived)

Hulk Crisps

SMASH!

(sacredchao, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)