1. Make cheese and onion packets green
2. Sell to public
3. Change packet colour to blue.
4. Confuse public.
5. ...
6. Profit.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:43,
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3. Change packet colour to blue.
4. Confuse public.
5. ...
6. Profit.
then change the ready salted ones to gold
and make new shit flavoured ones and put them in red packets
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:44,
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Cheese and onions
should be brown
*like my knickers after eating said crisps
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 21:08,
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*like my knickers after eating said crisps
back in the day
the 70s Golden Wonder was the biggest crisps company in the business. They set the standard for the colour. They also had crap management.
Along came a big company from the U.S.A called Pepsi. They made a brand called Walkers and fucked golder wonder over. Golden Wonder went from 90% market share to 20%, then folded.
Evil Pepsi also took the number one selling flavour and turned it blue. Same and the can.
I mean Blue? for fuck sake Blue?
Why do I know this? - Part of a bit of stand up.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:55,
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Along came a big company from the U.S.A called Pepsi. They made a brand called Walkers and fucked golder wonder over. Golden Wonder went from 90% market share to 20%, then folded.
Evil Pepsi also took the number one selling flavour and turned it blue. Same and the can.
I mean Blue? for fuck sake Blue?
Why do I know this? - Part of a bit of stand up.
I had a friend that was a Walkers rep
he told me that beef Doritos were a flop so they renamed them cool Doritos and they sold. Not sure if it is true but we are a fickle bunch us public.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:00,
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