'There's no time like the present, sergeant.'
I am not certain, but I think that you may have collected my rucksack from the luggage carousel in error.
Please could you check so that we might make a speedy exchange.
Smudge began to realise that he was not going to be able to talk himself out of the bacon roll run this morning.
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Smudge began to realise that he was not going to be able to talk himself out of the bacon roll run this morning.
From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)
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I liked it too.
The picture that is.
But the words confused me so I hid.
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Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:33,
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But the words confused me so I hid.
The end.
Think about what you have done to old Smudger.
Think of his wife at home in his overly tidied house with the tins all facing the front and the socks all smiling.
She will be free now.
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Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:42,
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Think of his wife at home in his overly tidied house with the tins all facing the front and the socks all smiling.
She will be free now.