"There's no time like the present, sergeant."
I am not certain, but I think that you may have collected my rucksack from the luggage carousel in error.


Please could you check so that we might make a speedy exchange.
Smudge began to realise that he was not going to be able to talk himself out of the bacon roll run this morning.

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( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)

Well fuck you then,
I liked it.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)

I liked it too.
The picture that is.

But the words confused me so I hid.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)

They are meaningless,
I shall change them for you.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)

You don't have to do that.
I clicked anyway.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)

Oh god
now you've gone and changed them.

What have I started?
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)

The end.
Think about what you have done to old Smudger.

Think of his wife at home in his overly tidied house with the tins all facing the front and the socks all smiling.

She will be free now.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:42, archived)

I don't get it
Sorry :(
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)

Winalot Prime was a British dog food in the 1970s and 80s.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:41, archived)

And I have referred to all three of my daughters as 'Whinge-a-lot Prime' at some point
showing that, as I suspected, I am a father.

'Leg or breast?'
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:44, archived)

Brain, thanks.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)

Sorry, I am out of lamb.
I have some chitterlings?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:54, archived)

I like this better !
May I just keep it ?
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)